Pot of boiling ladylike rage

[02:19] CA: *he FLOATS AROUND SADLY AND ALL LONELY LIKE FOR AWHILE before doing more prepping of his own for the show*

JANE: *It takes a little bit, but eventually the Crock shows up on his door, knocking on it rhytmically until he'd come open it. She was not done up any more fancy than usual, comfy pants and one of the less dressy blouses she had. Why not be chill once in a while?* CRONUS: *he opens that door, and behind him it's already apparent this guy doesn't know that much about feng shui. The room is mostly lit with blacklights, besides his computer and music writing area. He now has TWO blow up cacti as well as a flamingo and he's done little doodles on them with invisible ink that lights up under blacklights. The walls are covered in posters, mostly deeph<3rt ones, and he's got a few shevles packed full of music and memorabilia* hey jane. *grins at her, looking the same as ever, if only slightly softer in the middle. He's still doing his lame workouts, but it's hard to stay completely fit when you're dating someone who bakes treats all the time* CRONUS: *this definitely doesn't stop him from showing off his midrift* JANE: *Yup. She had assumed there would be nothing feng shui about his room whatsoever. Again, the great detective Crocker is right in her hypothesis! She must admit she is quite confused about the cacti and flamingo, she would never have thought to decorate anything with such foolish toys. It was great and she loved it. Good job Cronus! Why, is the fishstick looking cuter today? There is a chance Jane is still very much fascinated by his midriff* JANE: Holy moley Periwinkle! You sure did your research for this room. I can feel the energy rushing around wildly! *Bluff bluff, puffs past him and goes to poke the flamingo. She has named it Steve* CRONUS: *good, steve is now your friend, jane* heh, i knewv itd impress you. *follows her, closing the door behind them* like the newv decor? JANE: I can honestly say I've never seen anything like this. *She had a small giggle under her breath, poking the flamingo again before she turned back to him* Whatever gave you these marvelous ideas? CRONUS: im just so brilliant they come to me like that. *gives a casual shrug* so you brought treats for me? JANE: *She's enjoying this hug actually so she squeezes him a little longer than necessary. Will she touch the butt? No...no she didn't dare to cup a feel now. She did give him a poke to the tum tum though* Did I ever? You cannot be doubting me? CRONUS: *he SQUIRMS a little from the tum poke* vwell i havwent seen them vwith my eyes. JANE: Don't you trust me enough to feel them in your heart? *she had to chuckle, feeling so silly but hilarious for saying something so dumb* CRONUS: vwell if im feeling them in my heart theyre not in my stomach and thats a problem. *crosses his arms* JANE: Are you telling me you want to eat them immediately? *She mock gasped, making no indication that she would get the treats out* CRONUS: vwowv, someones being a tease today. its a godo thing svweet treats arent the only thing i vwas hoping to see. JANE: Shucks, really now? Here I believed I was only the courier. *She gave him a bright smile for once, more like a silly lopsided grin, and took a step back again, looking for his table* CRONUS: *he's got a table set up in the corner with a couple chars by it, but the table itself is covered in papers and cups and cans. His desk, however, was looking a lot cleaner* JANE: *This is all backwards! Why must he be so difficult? Oh well! Jane hops on over to the desk and decaptchas the fresh tray of double chocolate chip cookies. There's even some white chocolate in them now, oh my!* We'll have to eat from here since you're such a messy fish. CRONUS: im not messy, ivwe just been vworking hard on some newv lyrics. *goes on over to his desk and takes a lazy sit on the chair as he grabs a couple cookies and starts munching away* *SIGH why's she gotta make such good cookies* JANE: *Because she is amazing at making cookies, don't you forget it!* *She stays standing, but takes one of the cookies and noms on it* Mmm.. Now then, what do you think? CRONUS: howv do you evwen cook cookies this good. i could eat these for evwery meal. JANE: That's a secret, and you better not eat them for every meal or you will get a terrible tummy ache. *nom nom nom* CRONUS: heh, probably, but itd be vworth it. *nomnomnom* JANE: You'd sacrifice your glorious midrift for a batch of cookies? Why, I would have never guessed! *She feels proud about that though. At least there's one thing she's really good at* CRONUS: pft im not sacrificing anything. vwhen youre a guy like me you dont havwe to vworry about stuff like that. JANE: *She does giggle a bit at that, having noticed that he looks a little softer than usual. It was adorable* I'm sure you wont. The glorious Deeph<3rt will never get pudgy. CRONUS: see youre getting it. *nom nom nom, he keeps grabbing cookies and stuffing them in his mouth* JANE: *He should not be allowed to be this cute. He wasn't supposed to be adorable, but shucks to it all, right now he was precious. Curse his sweet tooth!* Well, you're lucky you're dating someone so good at baking. How did you even satisfy that sweet tooth before? CRONUS: i barely got a chance to. i mean sometimes my caretakers vwould givwe me stuff but not THAT often. JANE: Gee, what a shame. *Opposite of her problem, where the amount of cakes was almost too much* Don't worry your creative little head over that anymore. I'll make sure you get your fill. CRONUS: i got the best deal out of this. *nomnomnomnom* *these cookies really are not going to last long* JANE: *She is actually quite amazed that he doesn't have a tummyache yet. This is a talent* That you did. All I got was a cookie munching periwinkle. CRONUS: *he doesn't have a tummyache but he is starting to look like he just ate a plate full of cookies* heh, but vwhat else could you vwant? JANE: Hmmm... *She pondered loudly with her finger atop her lips, making quite the show of it* Why, perhaps I'd want a hug and thanks? CRONUS: hmmm. okay. *gets up and oof, he feels full and doesn't really feel like standing, but he's gunna give Jane this hug anyway* JANE: *Plops him right back down in the chair when he hugs her. Whoops! Heiress on his lap. At least partially, as she still has one foot firmly planted on the floor* You wobbly periwinkle. CRONUS: pft, am not, i totally meant to do that. *he's got his arms wrapped around her waist, though, pulling her towards him and into his chest and stomach* JANE: Of course you did, you sneaky fishstick. *Ugh, this was more comfortable than she cared to admit, and she just rested her head against him for a bit.* You're better at giving hugs than you look. CRONUS: just another one of my hidden talents. of vwhich im full of. JANE: You're full of something, that's for sure. *She said and poked him a bit more harshly in the stomach* CRONUS: *OOF* HEY thats TENDER. *SCOWLS and rubs where she jabbed him* JANE: *Chuckles. Now that's some great fun right here* My problem is that I'm hardly sure if you're full of yourself or just of cookies. CRONUS: its cookies. all that is cookies. *still rubbing but stops to return his arm around her* JANE: *She replaces his hand with her own and rubs little circles on his tum for him* Don't say I didn't warn you. You'll have a terrible stomach ache if you go on. CRONUS: yeaaah i doubt that. *SNIFFS indignantly* CRONUS: howv many times do i havwe to tell you. JANE: Until you prove me wrong, fishface. *She felt like pushing on his stomach, but didn't and just kept rubbing for a bit* CRONUS: *his eyes start to flutter as he relaxes under those rubs, almost too relaxed to even respond to that* JANE: *No snarky retort? No self-absorbed reply that she could push right back at him? This...this was pleasant as heck! Maybe tummy rubs was the way to shut a fishy fishmouth up* JANE: *And thus the rubs just continued, while she not-so-discreetly stared at his face. Always the investigator* CRONUS: *uugghhhh it felt so nice. He was continuing to laze back when he felt EYES on him* *opens them a crack* *GRINS* like vwhat you see? JANE: *Rubs stop abruptly because the one handing them out got suddenly embarrassed. She huffed through her nose, hands still on his abdomen* I'm pretty darn sure you want me to like what I see. That doesn't make it true. CRONUS: yeah im pretty sure it does. *burps* vwhy else vwould you be so all ovwer me right nowv. youre eating this up. JANE: *Nopes away from that and just hops her bum right off his lap. Burping while she was looking at him was not nice! That is no way to treat a lady* Ugh! Talk about being balled up. Even if that was true you've ruined it. CRONUS: vwhat, vwowv, youre going to let some vwords stop you from havwing a good time? JANE: You're the most rude ruffian I ever-.. *She just groaned. He didn't even get why she was annoyed now* Don't come flaunting your tummy gases in my face. CRONUS: *blinks and raises a brow* *SNORTS* i cant help it, youre the one vwho made me all those cookies. vwhat else am i supposed to do vwith it? JANE: Golly, I don't know! Hold it in until things are not as comfortable? *Yeah, she's a bit grumpy about that cuddle ending, because heck she was in need of cuddles* CRONUS: yeah but then I vwont be comfortable. JANE: At least turn away from me then. *She's supporting her hands on his knees, bent down and giving him a bit of a sulking stare* Is that so much to ask from the great Deeph<3rt? CRONUS: ill consider it. if you get in here again. JANE: Consideration is far from the fail-safe guarantee I'm looking for. *She's still really considering it though, don't blame a girl for wanting to snuggle up to this annoying periwinkle* CRONUS: hey, its all i can givwe. sometimes you cant control vwhen all that inner energy vwants to burst fourth. JANE: I swear, I will poke you so hard on the stomach if you do not behave. *She gave in and got back where she'd been, but really, only because she really wanted to* CRONUS: *he tries not to show that he DOES feel VAGUELY THREATENED by that. His poor soft stomach* yeah yeah vwhatevwer. JANE: Zip the word yapper. *She sighed and pat him on the tum again* Can't we just be nice and quiet? CRONUS: pfft yeah vwhatevwer babe. *SIGHS and leands back and just takes the pats* JANE: *That's better. Just quiet and pats and tummyrubs. Even an annoying fish face can't resist that right??* CRONUS: *man he might even end up taking a nap because of this, h e's so relaxed* JANE: *What's this though? The sneaky heiress decides to lightly peck his neck? Not before she'd been through a rigorous process with shoving away her own embarrassment and arguing with herself about whether or not it was even a good idea, but she was doing it. Heck, one would have to be enough for now! Immediately after the peck she just hides her face in his shoulder and wordlessly grumbles* CRONUS: *OH HO HO he FELT THAT. HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID JANE* *he's got a really big stupid grin that's spreading across his face and he CHUCKLES* JANE: *Don't make her bite now, Cronus. She's already mad enough, and that chuckle is doing nothing to help the situation* What are you tittering about you fopdoodle? CRONUS: gimmie another smooch and itll ansvwer that question on its owvn. JANE: *WHOOPS did her hand slip? Because Cronus just got poked in the stomach again* Are you asking me for another, silly fishbrain? CRONUS: *shit, his cheeks might be slightly flushed now* yeah thats vwhat im asking. JANE: *Hers are pretty much reflecting that same dumb flush, especially now that she had to debate what to do about this... request* Do you think it's that easy? CRONUS: vwhy shouldnt i be? im not burping on you nowv. JANE: Do you really think not burping on me is all it takes? *How did this fellow at all end up with classy ladies? It was such a mystery* Give me a reason to do it. CRONUS: vwell im hot for one CRONUS: and maybe ill givwe YOU a little something later. CRONUS: if you knowv vwhat i mean. *WINK* JANE: *She snort giggled at that silly insinuation* As if you know how to give me anything! You're priceless, periwinkle. CRONUS: yeah and howv vwould you knowv? its not as if you evwer LET me. JANE: *Oh boy, he's done it! This was the biggest, angriest pouty face she could muster* That's beside the point! CRONUS: its exactly the point and you knowv it. JANE: *Another poke, this was actually getting to her* That's baloney. I see no reason why it should be my fault. CRONUS: yeah vwell it is. its not my fault its your fault. JANE: How is it my fault that you decide to be annoying at the last minute? *Hands off his tummy, time to just hold onto his shoulders now and make sure he know's she's grumpy looking* CRONUS: *PUFFS OUT HIS LIP pathetically* JANE: *Oh, is he going to sulk?? Well, she is going to sulk right back at him! Taste that you fish fiend!* JANE: *Feel the fury of her puckered pout lips and sneer* CRONUS: *YEAH WELL.... HE'S GOING TO POUT HARDER. TAKE THAT!!!!* JANE: *One more pout and she will punch him right on the kisser! Maybe with her fist. Maybe with her lips. Maybe with her bloody elbow who knows* CRONUS: *PPPPOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUT* JANE: *That's it! Now you've done it, Cronus! Here you get a bloody lip smack that luckily wont result in two bloody pairs of lips, hopefully. Annoyed kisses are happening* CRONUS: *SCORE!!!!! has no clue how close jane was to elbowing him in the face* JANE: *Pretty fricktastically close. He got the better option by pure chance. Jane's still making a grumpy face, but now it happens while suckling on Cronus' stupid pouty lower lip. Idiot* CRONUS: *he starts returning that kiss, trying to grab her lower lip with his lips* JANE: *Is this a war he wants? Well Jane is not gonna give up the position of top lip-grabber so soon. He better be ready to FIGHT her for this! * CRONUS: *oh snap she really wasnt going to let him just have this. Well he's not going to let her get away, so he's FIGHTING 8ACK* JANE: *Treason! Well, not really, but she wont have any of this! Heiress Crock's hands move behind Fishstick's neck, holding on a she pushes the tip of her tongue to his lip because she is BOLD see?? SEE???* CRONUS: *SHIT, HE'S FREEZING. ShE'S WINNING!!!* JANE: *Jane is gonna win this fight so hard! Look at her be th most experienced kisser here! Well, she was a bit clumsy, but still! She was doing this, and pulling him a bit closer in the process* CRONUS: *shitshitshit, he was clamming up, he starts holding onto her sides really tightly as she pulls him close* JANE: *Eventually she pulled back, but not before she got in a little nibble at his lower lip again. Her cheeks were burning pink, and she carried an expression of utter triumph* It's definitely your fault, not mine. CRONUS: *He LOOKS defeated. Pleased, but defeated* *his eyes are all wide and everything* JANE: *She really won! Oh shucks yes she felt so great about this! Why the heck did this make her feel so great?* Not so blabber jawed now, are we? CRONUS: *tries to speak and works are not coming out JANE: *Yup. Right now she felt like she was some sort of irresistible tray of cupcakes, what else could leave a fellow so awestruck? She couldn't help but grin, a sudden rush of confidence filling her* Oh gee! I know what we should do! CRONUS: *blinks a couple times before snapping out of it* vwhat should vwe do? JANE: *She felt so confident right now, her usual embarrassment not apparent as she leaned up to peck him on the lips again* More of this. CRONUS: im dowvn vwith that. *smirks and starts rubbing her sides again* JANE: *She gave him a bit of a lopsided smile, leaning her forehead to his while his hands were on her sides. This was actually comfortable* You better be "down with it". I will not take rejection lightly after showing how superior I am at handing out cash. CRONUS: *pinches her sides now before rubbing them some more and nipping at her lips* handing out cash huh? JANE: *She squeaked slightly from that, surprised by the sudden pinch and more than ready to punch him in the gut if he did it more* Kissing, you foolish fishdick. *She murmured, lips caressing his gently* CRONUS: *he drinks in that kiss, the pinching stopping, but the rubbing of her sides does not, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath as they smooch* JANE: *At least when they were like this she could forget how much of an idiot he was for a while, because right here and now he was a comfortable partner to cuddle with. Smooches turn to little tickles of breath along his gills, then to smooches again, fingertips running gingerly up into his hair. Please don't ruin the moment fishdick* CRONUS: *he's too speechless to ruin it now, just keep his lips in yours and the moment will stay true* *he's far too content, quivering from the feel of her hands, melting in her touch* JANE: *It's a pleasant change. Why, if Cronus was this quiet most of the time then they'd have no problems! Right now she was not thinking of that though, and merely continued to kiss and suckle softly on the other's lower lip. Shucks, it had been too long since she had anything like this* CRONUS: *AND SO cronus stayed a useless pile of silent mush, just like the doctor ordered for Jane* JANE: *And they lived happily until the end of cuddling. Hurray!*