MAYOR IN SPLITSVILLE

❝ don’t take it so personally, you’re not the only one ❞

❝ perhaps fuck off might be too kind ❞

❝ do me a favour and my break my nose ❞

❝ well can’t we just laugh and joke around ? ❞

❝ i can’t be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs, oh, when you say I don’t care, but of course I do, yeah, I clearly do ! ❞

❝ do me a favour and stop flattering yourself ❞

❝ somebody told the stars you’re not coming out tonight, and so they found a place to hide ❞

❝ am I ruining your fun ? ❞

❝ do you still think love is a laserquest, or do you take it all more seriously? ❞

❝ and do you look into the mirror to remind yourself you’re there, or have somebody’s goodnight kisses got that covered ? ❞

❝ when I’m not being honest I pretend that you were just some lover ❞

❝ that’s not a skirt girl that’s a sawn off shotgun, and I can only hope you’ve got it aimed at me ❞

❝ you’ve got that face that just says ‘baby, I was made to break your heart’ ❞

❝ be cruel to me cause I’m a fool for you ❞

❝ you’re mistaken if you’re thinking that I haven’t been called ‘cold’ before ❞

❝ you should have racing stripes the way you keep me in pursuit ❞

❝ yours is the only ocean, that I want to hang on to ❞

❝ but if we’re going to escape though, we really ought to think it through…would you like me to build you a go kart ? ❞

❝ you showed me my tomorrow ❞

❝ if it’s true you’re gonna run away, tell me where, I’ll meet you there ❞

❝ the day after you stole my heart, everything I touched told me it would be better shared with you ❞

❝ she was close, close enough to be your ghost, but my chances turned to toast when I asked her if I could call her your name ❞

❝ tell me where’s your hiding place, I’m worried I’ll forget your face ❞

❝ what came first the chicken or the dickhead ? ❞

❝ the more you open your mouth, the more you’re forcing performance ❞

❝ this house is a circus, berserk as fuck ❞

❝ do the bad thing, take off your wedding ring ❞

❝ let me waste your time, really love it’s fine ❞

❝ who wants to sleep in the city that never wakes up ? ❞

❝ would a kiss be too much to ask, when you fit me like sunday’s frozen pitch fits the thermos flask ? ❞

❝ no signal and low battery…what’s happened to me ? ❞

❝ but I want you hard, you’re so dark, babe ❞

❝ i want to see something that used to be in your eyes again, i’m waiting to see it you know it’s only a question of when ❞

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

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