let's escape by standing still!

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

oh!

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

just saw someone call trans unity an "unobtainable fantasy," getting real sick of the doomerisms yall are hooked on these days

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman