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if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

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venusish

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

kittenisajerk

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

uiruu

they kill people

cozy2000

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

hometoursandotherstuff

imposterogers

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

imposterogers

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

imposterogers

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

anachronistique

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

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tredlocity

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

durnesque-esque

Fucking Schrödinger's Senator

ourstochoose9

MIGHT BE???

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#SENSHI SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE MY PSYONIC WARRIORS #in my firm belief that (movie) Grace is NOT a tumblr sexy man bc he is Ryan Gosling. hes literally just sexy full stop

doyoulovethewayzeylily

does anyone know how to talk to girls

twistedhellknight52

I… becamed a vampire.

Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

4. Unholy flame grapple hook

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sporesgalaxy

Poor Julie! Everyone decided you're only interesting as a mangled facsimile of the version of yourself you once thought they loved! You'll just have to get used to it...

(lyrics from FUKOUNA GIRL by STOMACH BOOK)

sporesgalaxy

birdluvr1993

whip cream

super-affection

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

azothean

tachonis

kazieka

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

kazieka

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

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Yes please show us the gamers

kazieka

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

fiercestpurpose

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

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luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

lobstabear

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

knittingontheroad

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

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