GUTEN TAG

The political Ring. Glad that didn't happen though.

God bless.

This is the last Guten Tag strip I did. EVER.

But I posted this on May 19, 2020. People were still making their own masks, but I never saw a Darth Vader mask. Opportunity wasted.

-ryan

I posted this on my Facebook at the start of the pandemic, May 10, 2020.

People were fighting over toilet paper. That reminded me of a great scene from the LOTR: The Two Towers film, which I tried to adapt word for word as much as possible for this scenario. It's a great movie, you should watch it again. Yes, I used to work at Walmart.

-ryan

Primary elections are here. Get out and vote!  -ryan

I tried to find a quote from Gordon Ramsay from Hell’s Kitchen, but I don’t think it would be fit to print. 

-ryan

When you get that new job but you’re still used to staying up all night playing video games… sometimes you just got to turn it off and be responsible. And you never really finish Elder Scrolls games, anyway…

-ryan

Avoid the lines this summer, stock up on water frequently! Stay hydrated, and avoid a mob if possible. Those are my tips to staying safe and cool this summer.

Always be overprepared. If you’ve ever had a portfolio review, how did it go? 

-ryan

Is social media turning our brains into jello? Have we been trained just to skim everything we read and have we forgotten how to comprehend and analyze information, mindlessly scrolling along and looking for the next piece of content to

They’ve got an app for everything…even food. 

What do you do when you’ve finally graduated college and have tons of free time on your hands? You watch a three hour movie and think about it for weeeeeks.

Graduation Day for Lex! It’s finally over—the tests, projects, late nights. On to bigger and brighter things…like video games. I mean, getting a job!

-ryan

Happy first day of Spring…just kidding, it’s still Winter. You can tell it’s Spring in Michigan because of the A) rollout of orange construction barrels and B) people wearing starting to wear shorts, even if it’s 45 degrees.