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Trust the 'dominant'/'sadist'/boundary pusher to message on his new profile when Mars is squaring my Pluto... *sigh*

Sometimes, after a booking, I don't change the sheets and just go to bed.

Clients dropping pork terrine and duck confit in cooler bags at your door.

Me: you must have a little Virgo in you. Fellow whore: oh, I think I've had every star sign in me...

That client that knows your real name because he was introduced to you in public by a mutual friend, but he still calls the next week and says, "hey, (work name)!" And calls and books every week after that and never says your real name and just respects the fantasy of our interaction...

Picking up clients at the gym. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

When: The client says they'll bring their own heater, rather than cancel the booking The client is just about out the door and shows you photos of his car, kids and wife (in that order) Your favorite, Virgo client invites you to their place and everything is white or wooden <3