no offense but…..i’m tired of like……………not being stunningly beautiful

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

Cuddling with a hand full of titty

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

I love it when people direct their sarcasm toward themselves and it’s still, like, quality sarcasm. People who can afford to have a genuine laugh at themselves with only themselves as an audience are the best kind of people; people who are innately witty and sarcastic and do not merely use sarcasm as a defense mechanism or to downplay their insecurities, people who carry sarcasm in their very blood. I’m referring to the kind of sarcasm that is raw yet subtle, accurate yet funny as hell and just…spontaneous and spirited and pure and authentic

very sexy of me to be isolating myself and rotting into the floor

i just wanna make u so happy it outweighs all the sadness you’ve ever felt