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heâd sneeze if he could.

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coluberfoxiiâ:
âmy love.â deep breaths.
âplease do not eat the nuke.â
âit would be the ultimate test of how strong my stomach is, though...â
âthis island keeps getting weirder.â
âone of this days metal gear will appear and i will not take it down.â
âyeah, âcause iâm gonna eat it!â
underteikaâ:
âIf you want to get high, then go do something else! I bought really good chocolate to make these!â
âyouâre no fun...â
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âIâd ask you to taste test, but I also remember the time you straight-up took a bite out of a tire and Iâve had nightmares about it.â
âsuit yourself--i canât taste anyway!â

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âoh i seeâ
âlove you too, darlinâ!â
â... i miss my double...â
âevery time i turn around, thereâs another five kids working here that the boss dragged in from somewhere...â
stormswakeâ:
Ah, fuck. He hears his name called out, but the rest doesnât make it past the processing stage. Probably that virus he heard someone freaking out about.
Or maybe heâs just got anxiety. One of the two. Maybe both.Â
The one that had initially piqued his interest holds out a jacket and a mug toward him. Itâd be rude to ignore it. Which isnât something heâd consider too much before, but with his double out there somewhere and a fatal virus supposedly ravaging his body, he canât afford to turn away an ally.
He tries to look casual as he makes his way over, reaching out to cup the mug but ignoring the jacket for now. Now that heâs being addressed directly, itâs a little easier to understand whatâs being said.
Still doesnât really know how to answer that question, though.
âI-âm the one without powers,â he says haltingly, gritting his teeth to keep them from chattering.
âthe virus is really screwing with you, huh?â the human jyuzo comments. heâs looking rather pale himself, his knuckles white around his mug, but thereâs an intensity in his gaze that proves heâs fighting the mental deterioration. âwe can help you find your other self, if you want.â
the GSU nods at that, taking his jacket back and slinging it over his shoulder instead.
âheâs gonna be looking for you, yâknow. thereâs an app on his phone that--â his double jabs an elbow into his ribs, and he coughs awkwardly before surrendering to allow the other to explain.
âweâll be sent to an alternate space and cured of this... whatever it is. youâll need to find the other yuan to seal you away, though. is this stuff you know already?â

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stormswakeâ:
Heâs trying to be subtle about his approach. But one thing both versions of him have in common is a lack of stealthiness.Â
He can see when heâs spotted. He goes still, breath fogging out in front of him as he tries not to shudder â the t-shirt heâs wearing is clearly not warm enough.
Maybe theyâll stop looking at him and he can walk away without incident?
âthatâs yuan!â
âyuan?â
"i nearly beat the shit out of him once.â
âjyuzo...â
âdonât jyuzo me. youâre me! you probably wouldâve done the same.â the GSU sighs and rubs his jaw. âi donât know if thatâs the yuan i met, though.â
âdoes it matter? he looks like heâs about to freeze to death.â
shrugging off his jacket, the gun-headed jyuzo holds it and his coffee out to yuan in an attempt to coax him over to the pair. âhere, take this and warm yourself up. which yuan are you?â
â... and thatâs how we all met. itâs strange to think of what could have gone differently--i canât imagine how hard itâs been for you.âÂ
âhn. itâs been hard for you, too.â jyuzo shrugs the pity away. âi guess thatâs the multiverse for you.â
the two jyuzos sit side by side, both cradling a mug of coffee. the human version is dressed for the cold, a scarf wrapped around his neck and fingerless gloves adorning his hands. his GSU twin has adopted an almost protective stance; he knows just how crucial keeping his double safe is, up to the point where he must be sealed away.
âhey, whoâs that?â the alternate jyuzo nods in the direction of an approaching figure. âyou know them?â
@gunheaded
âDad, you home?â The teenager dropped off his bag at the entryway, shivering as he took off his winter coat and hung it. This apartment was a little smaller than their last - but he was fine with it. No answer - if his dad wasnât home, he wasnât gonna get started on his homework right away. Taking out his notebook and agenda, he placed them on the dining room table.
And then promptly walked away.
Shoving his cell phone in his pocket, Tetsuro walked into the kitchen, grabbing a package of cookies and flopping onto the couch.
"iâm in the--â
he answered too late, evidently. jyuzo sticks his head around the kitchen door, his brow furrowing at the sight of the homework left abandoned on the table. sighing and wiping his hands dry with a dishrag, he tosses it into the sink and makes his way over.
âhey, you.â leaning over the back of the couch, he snatches a cookie out of tetsuroâs hand and stuffs it into his own mouth. âif you do your homework, iâll take you to the boardwalk. howâs that for a deal?â
@gunheaded || SUBVERSION EVENT [SC]
it wonât be the end of the world if he doesnât tend to reptilise for once.
he trusts that his clients wont throw the house through the window, and trusts his staff even more- theyâre all capable, wonderful people whom he wouldnât have made it quite far without.. and speak of the devil.
there was one person that had been there through thick and thin, someone who really made him feel worthy, loved and happy. and it was remembering everything his boyfriend had done for him that he decided to surprise him- buy some flowers. run into him.
heâd say earlier that heâd be at star trail- trying out the food and making groceries, so thatâs where david went. running with his bouquet until jyuzo came into view.
âjyuzo!â
âi know i said i was busy but i changed my mindââ and as soon as he gets his attention, davidâs placing his free hand on the small of his back and dipping the shorter one just slightly, in order to kiss him âi got you flowersâ
the shorter man turns immediately upon hearing his name called, his usually dour expression brightening at the sight of his boyfriend. it shifts into a look of surprise when he realizes that david isnât stopping, and he squeaks out a yelp when heâs dipped.
âdarlinâ, my coffee--â
it doesnât matter. he lets it fall, the polystyrene cup rolling into the gutter, and winds one arm around davidâs waist. a return kiss is gently planted on the otherâs cheek before he glances at the bouquet, his face darkening in a faint blush.
âfor... me? thatâs---youâre sweet, dave.â jyuzo brushes an errant lock of hair behind his ear and touches one petal gently. âwhere are we gonna put them? i think theyâd look nice in the kitchen.â
SUBVERSION AU: JYUZO INUI
the jyuzo that was never experimented upon by beruhren or experienced any canon event is... very different, to no surprise! firstly, heâs human. a short, stocky japanese man with dark grey eyes and mid-length black hair typically swept back from his face. he still has a scar across the bridge of his nose. he doesnât remember where he got it.
a former criminal and wanted man, heâs since redeemed himself and now works as a private detective. he is in a relationship with @coluberfoxii and has cared for @volitionisms and @extendengineer since they were tiny; he regards the latter as his son and daughter despite the fact theyâre not biologically related. in his spare time, he reads and writes books.
occasionally, his past catches up with him, forcing him and his family to move elsewhere to avoid trouble. it exhausts him, but heâs dedicated to keeping his children safe and happy.

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the gunhead stands outside in the cold and the snow, and he waits, and he waits for a face that never emerges through the crowd.
when the clock ticks forwards into the new year and the fireworks light up the night sky, he remains alone. when the people surrounding him cheer and embrace each other, he flicks through the most recent messages on his phone and feels his heart sink. where are you?
âhappy new year!â a stranger shouts at him, winding the string of a sparkly golden balloon around his arm. he gives them a nod and trudges home with his new companion bobbing through the air behind him.
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