GumbeeBear

Well, it is the last day of the weekend I guess...

And I can get an 18 inch personal pizza with double pepperoni and double cheese on it, and it comes with a 2 liter which is always the perfect amount of drink so its a good deal 😍🤤

Leaves me pretty full afterwards, but it’s so good 😮‍💨

I honestly don’t wear them that much, I just have one that the jacket arms are a liiiitle long (I need to get a new one but I’m too scared to commit since my body seems to be changing 🤔)

But I did have a work thing to go to a few months back so I did get dressed up for that. I don’t think I looked too fat in it or anything at the time, though I think that white button up may not fit anymore now.

Imagine if I could go to a fancy restaurant in this like I’m an important businessman, but then I just overeat and indulge until a button blasts off and shows a bit of my fat hairy gut under the table 😬

Hey Friday is the weekend kinda! 😭

Yeah all I know is my work friends gave me shit once for ordering 3 of these tacos so that puts it in perspective for what a normal portion is. 😬

I don’t usually eat a lot during work but it was a little slow and Friday so… I made an exception 😇

Well gut feels really heavy still, but some gut busting burgers and beer should help right? I mean today is already fucked after all those tacos so may as well mulligan for tomorrow 🥵

(Also person giving me order said “wow you got both dinner and breakfast here! 👀 i swear i get more comments from this chain about my meal sizes than any other)

Classic sign of being OVERFED

Happy New Year! Hope everyone enjoyed some fireworks! 💥

- Told me twice how fast I was able to eat my plate of tacos

- Said I could order as many of them as I want when I asked for more after 18

- Told me “hey happy tummy happy life!” when I asked for more after 18 😵‍💫

- When I stopped at 24 tacos and told her I was done, she walked away but stopped, turned around, and coyly was like “are you sure?” Which goaded me into ordering 3 more 🥵

Seriously I’m still in a bit of shock from the comments good lord 😵‍💫

So 27 fucking tacos crammed into this fucking tank. I know y’all wanna see 30, but it gets harder and harder the more tacos I get down. But if I don’t fucking stop I think my gut might just stretch out until it can hold that much eventually 😮‍💨