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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
if i look back, i am lost
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@guitarhero-3
unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe
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i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT
what did you do to be put into the salt mine
i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh
was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?
im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.
10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.
Speaking professional to professional… It’s damn embarrassing that you haven’t scienced your way out of there by now.
Cave Johnson, with three entire salt mines repurposed into labs (that we know of) to his credit, is spinning in his grave between emphysema attacks.
If you don't even know about the wizard's ability to invoke the Sealing Sphere of Occidentus (which to be clear, is strong enough to confine fucking PENTALAGON THE INFERNAL) then you wouldn't make it a day in my salt mine, let alone the lab I've built in here. Keep being so keen to surpass me and... well. Watch out for any unusually magical meals you might receive from unknown benefactors in five years' time.
garden party!
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man
there used to be an old mine near where i'm staying. it's flooded now, so all that's left is this round opening in the rock filled with water. the rock walls surrounding it are steep, and people like to climb up and jump into it. the water is dark that even though it's crystal clear, you can't see the bottom. it's just this endless black void beneath you.
well, one night a friend and i decided to jump in without bothering to check the water first. it was late, nobody else was around, and we figured it'd be fine.
it was not fine.
we hit the water and immediately realized we'd landed in what i can only describe as tadpole soup. i am not exaggerating when i say it felt like swimming through boba tea that was 70% pearls. every stroke meant hundreds of tiny, squishy little bodies slipping between my fingers.
1/10 experience. one point awarded solely for the fact that it was, technically, an experience.
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well my phone screen is busted so I can't log into uhhhhh anything ever again. death to 2FA.
"confirm it's you via text" I cant.
"paste the code we sent you via whatsapp" I can't.
"scan this QR code" I can't.
"type in the number shown on your device" I can't.
"have us call you instead" I can't.
"to connect to your own pc on your own home network via physical usb cable, tap Confirm on your phone" WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE
I tried to order a usb-c to hdmi connector via a site that turned out to be an amazon storefront, and amazon instantly locked me out and said if I can't verify my account via text I have to send them my passport
got so pissed once about this happening i discovered google has 'backup codes' hidden in ur privacy settings that you can generate and physically hold on to in order to authenticate yourself without any other bullshit. they really try to hide it away but it has saved my ass on several occasions when i wanted to use find my phone and it asked for a code. from my phone. to log in.
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random question:
what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz
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quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
I like it when people commit to the bit
Today’s wordle made me so fucking angry
made an arrangement to match this perfect farmers market tomato
made an arrangement
to match this perfect farmers
market tomato
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's
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rumpellestyltskihnn (mormon rumpelstiltskin)
My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!
Lets glare at the intruder with Mama
