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Sometimes hanging out with your friend means getting coffee and watching skitty videos. Sometimes it means telling each other how best to avoid the police!

#Hope this helps!#jesse talks #pokemon irl #real pokemon #irl pokemon #a wild jesse fled!

orionadventure

when I was 7 a vullaby tried to eat me

I think you should have let it.

#Anon you just let that vullaby starve?!

pkmnsciencej

your girlfriends evil now? when did that happen

Since forever??

Listen I don't ask questions. My job is to be a prettyhandsome trophy futch that oohs and awes over her, okay?

guitarandgallade

Your girlfriend is an INFAMOUS "gentlewoman" THIEF

Shes stolen a MILTOIC SCULPTURE made from fucking MARBLE

#I've TOLD YOU THIS!!!!!!

aura-acolyte-archive

Wait, what happened with Amy? I've been riding a monorail high all day I have no idea what's happening.

guitarandgallade

How was the monorail, though?

#I liked the views of the ocean from it

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deliriumhourglass

do you think its okay for zoroarks to pretend to be people

yeah and they should do it more

pinkhairandpokemon

even if it wasn’t okay they’d do it anyways

poke-irs-real

arc forbid silly lil dudes do anything

professor-devious

Krunko can pretend to be me

Identity fraud can be funny, sometimes

#Tangerine does that!#That's how I escaped a gang once

professor-amaryllis

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Amy sighs, their expression steeling into something more serious and as they straighten their shoulders they almost seem taller, like the energy around them shifts. This isn't the meek, friendly Professor anymore.

"If that's what has to happen, Fine. Don't think I'll go easy on you just because of where we are, either." There's the smallest edge of a smile under that, a kind of humor edging in. "Give me your Best, Birdkeeper."

With that they toss out the first pokeball on their belt; with a burst of red light Cardigan the Lilligant appears, trilling and spinning, excited for a good battle.

#Oh... it's a pokemon battle #I assumed they were going to have a fist fight

fox-pokemon-fan

So Amy's got Rocket Connections? So what?

rotomblrheritageposts

SO everything??

deliriumhourglass

no i agree with op. who doesn't have connections to team rocket at this point? everyone's six degrees of separation from a team rocket member or whatever the statistic is

lavender-town-radio

Technically my Rocket connection is "Giovanni tried to recruit me"

#My rocket connection is that one of my friends is an ex rr grunt

fox-pokemon-fan

So Amy's got Rocket Connections? So what?

#You can be friends with people and not have ties to their stuff #I was friends with several members of team plasma. Doesn't mean I have “plasma connections”#homecoming arc

skippthecredits

anyways did anyone else in Slateport see some dork in a lab coat get yoinked into the aether by a fearow earlier bc

lmao

need to confirm I'm not insane bc like no one seemed to gaf

deliriumhourglass

the local fearow started incorporating researchers into their diet! how beautiful. how sad. oh well

#...do they eat reporters too?

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Hello, everybody, my name is Mare Birch and welcome to my special Hoenn weather report. Today it is going to be REALLY FUCKING HOT. Someone will likely try to mug you. Time might slow or freeze temporarily. The ecosystem's still fucked from the Groudon and Kyogre battle so watch out for some displaced Pokemon causing problems. And, of course, there's always a 60% chance at least of some terrible calamity happening, likely as a result of humans messing with forces they have no hope of controlling or even comprehending.

This has been a special Hoenn weather report with Mare Birch.

#Thanks for the...report?

friendball-irl

I don't go to a lot of fast food, but I really like those fried rice bowls from Chople Grill! I get mine with teriyaki seaking, sautéed broccoli, cucumber and lettuce.

Yo, that sounds really good? Very regal vibes fun that too, for some reason.

I assign thee Ninetales.

guitarandgallade

Ninetales, eh? That's a new one.

#Thanks!

you could try babysitting or something

Haha yes well you see, I don't exactly. Like small kids?? There's nothing wrong with kids! I just don't know how to handle them. Especially kids in the age range that would need a babysitter.

That being said, I have mentored beginning trainers before! They're all about 14 to 16. Maybe I could pick that up?

#Hmm...#jesse answers

Ack- I'm getting pretty strapped for cash now. Even between battling and busking, I'm barely scrapping by.

Maybe I can get a side job or something...?

#jesse talks #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #real pokemon #A wild Jesse fled!#//ooc: dw this is setting up for story stuff.

Hoenns so damp, I'm not sure how anyone survives it.

At least the babies are having fun?

<<IMAGE DESCRIPTION: It's a picture of Tangerine, Florence, and a Petilil playing kn a beach. Tangerine is balancing a beach ball and the Petilil on his nose. Florence is in mid-bounce, likely about to land on the Petilil. A small crowd stands behind them, enjoying the show. End ID. >>

#jesse talks #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #real pokemon #A wild Jesse fled!

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pkmnsciencej

Them and a solosis what will they do

#//ooc post

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