Guided by fate

That is a DIVERSE cast. A couple of interracial relationships (or as I like to call them, relationships), the religious chap who runs the chapel where Belle borrows books from (such a great character), quite a few other villagers…

Be honest. Any white people at all would be offensive to some of you Tumblrites. Never mind that the story is set in ye olde France.

And then you have people getting upset that it’s Lefou who is the gay character and not Cogsworth and Lumière.

Because GOD FORBID two men have a strong platonic friendship. If two men are friendly then it MUST be because they like dick.

These of course are the same people who complain when a male/female romance is pushed in movies and say: “Why can’t men and women just be friends!?”

Thus the trend to have Disney Princess movies with no romantic interest for the lead (which these people all celebrate because most likely they’re all basement dwellers who can’t get a date of their own).

That feather duster that Lumière has ALWAYS been romantically linked to throughout the years? Well fuck that, right?

And I know the moral outrage people will whip themselves into over this post. It’s all so predictable.

Disney cannot win with you people. If they have a great cast with lots of diversity it’s never enough diversity. If they have a LGBT character it’s the “wrong” character.

Even when these historically traditional companies are doing the right thing and dipping their toes in the water (they are businesses after all and money and retaining their audience is important) you’re still pitching a fit because it’s not a 2hr LGBT movie straightaway.

People are actually moaning because Josh Gad, a straight man, played a LGBT character.

Do you hear heterosexuals moaning that ladies man Gaston was played by Luke Evans, a homosexual man?

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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

I’ve read the entirety of the Snopes article and

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.