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Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

rose tries teaching kanaya how to like not suck shit at video games. nevermind there was a funny good ending to this post but i know in my heart kanaya would never not suck at video games

GA: Rose GA: I Have A Complaint About This Video Game Experience TT: I told you earlier, you need to hold down the shoulder button to put your kart in a slide. GA: No I Understand The Cornering Mechanics TT: You’ve fallen off the track sixteen times during this race alone. GA: I Understand Them On A Theoretical Level GA: The Practical Application Is So Far Eluding Me GA: But That Is Not The Problem TT: Go on. GA: Its The Blue Shells TT: They are designed to ensure that players of all kinds have fun; that no-one is able to win every race just through the application of trifles like “practice” and “skill”. And given that your motorbike has left the track nineteen times now, I would have thought them perfectly tailored for you. GA: No That Makes Perfect Sense TT: Then I don’t understand. GA: The Problem Is That You Keep Winning GA: I Have Obtained Blue Shells On Every Race So Far GA: And Every Race I Have Been Patient Until Such Time As Karkat Takes The Lead GA: At Which Point I Have Been Planning To Unleash Blue Hell Upon Him And Make His Cheeks Do That Funny Thing They Do When Hes Trying Not To Yell GA: But How Can I Kickstart This Amusing Chain Of Events When You Are Beating Him Quite Fairly Through The Application Of Practice And Skill GA: And Possibly Trifles TT: I do apologise. If you had only shared your intentions with me we could have conspired to make him bite his lip hard enough to draw blood by now. TT: Forward planning. GA: This Next Race Then TT: Assuming you get another blue shell. GA: Rose I Have Already Managed To Drive Into The Sea GA: It Will Not Be A Problem