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boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

A powerful but benevolent water spirit lives here.

I got goosebumps

I feel like I’m about to find the final boss

I need to be rawed emotionally…..in my heart….

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

reblog if u a lil ugly

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

My friends pick on me 4 doing this

the rumors are true, I fucking suck

action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

Fuck

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

you ever just feel bad for your future children cause you got so many terrible genes they’re inevitably gonna get and you wish you could save them from the trauma of being ugly but you cant