DMX singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the only way to kick off the holiday season.

all time great meme was the guy who said JFK was gay as fuck for being asleep while jackies fat ass was out 

Fellas, is it gay to die from a gunshot wound to the head while your wife is jolting thickly right next to you?

“Hmm, as I thought. We can not afford to keep a dog …“

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

this is growing up. you get numbed to the things you used to hold dearly. you let go of the people you used to hug tightly. the voids in your heart are created by every new experience and every new person. you only want more. 

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.