im happy they worked it out

@mall-goths

dogs will not eat your homework they are too smart for that

i had a dream, which i woke up from to make this post i guess, where i was trying to make my dog eat my textbook so i wouldnt have to do my homework and he said “to hurt knowledge in any of its forms is an act of mindless destruction and i will not have it”. i don’t even have a dog

I was watching one of those nosiey atlanta videos and that dude iLoveMakonnen was off shrooms outside looking at the moon and dead serious turns to the interviewer and goes “I feel like we should have more….moon technology” 

https://youtu.be/Jf0cNbqG2tQ?t=9m25s

The south will yiff again

Why do they even put sex scenes in movies anymore? Like, does anyone feel anything but vaguely uncomfortable watching them? They’re not explicit enough to titillate most people in the age of instantly-available internet pornography, and just serve to make awkward silences when trying to watch movies with friends and family. It’s seldom that plot-relevant things occur or are said during them - why not just cut to black? Why do we have to suffer through several minutes of awkward moaning and close-ups of naked shoulders and necks?