Ben :)

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

I give obviously, blatantly preferential treatment to gay customers at my job. is that dark woke

on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

might start birdwatching or kill myself or something

I think the fattest wild pigeon in a given city should be venerated as a sort of civic deity.

i am going to dedicate my life to mastering the art of making the people around me feel seen and loved

affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

what’s wrong? nothing in particular but everything in general

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

Sorry I acted romantic and delusional again, you can kill me if you want

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries