a CA fan fic by hedgehog-in-dilemma for buffcaworu
One day, Kawooru busted into Shinji bedroom. Shinji woke up. “But Kaworu!” Shinji gasped, “I thought you died!”
"I faked my death!" Kaworu announced. "There’s no time to expain, Shinji-kun. Get on my horse." He steps aside. It’s Ayanami in a horse mask. Shinji is very impressed with Kaworu’s gallant stallion.
He hops on behind Kaworu. “Hi ho silver!” he hollers. Ayanami slowly lopes along with them on her back. Shinji digs his heel in her ribs.
"What’s the situation?" Shinji asks soberly.
"Another angel," Kaworu replies. "Don’t ask how or why there are still angels, but there are. Shinji doesn’t ask, but he does dig his heel into Ayanami again.
They go to the church. They see the angel. She has white hair, and red eyes, and Shinji’s headphones, and Asuka’s headseat, and Ayanami’s hairstyle. “My name is Ebony Darkfeather-chan, but you can call me Drkfeatheriel for short!!” Ebony boasts.
Ayanami investigates an interesting patch of grass as Shinji and Kaworu struggle to dismount. Darkfeather-chan is halfway through her torturous past by the time they get Ayanami to lie down with a piece of baby carrot.
"Then I watched my mother die, my spheres of scarlet glistening with crystalline tears! Then I became a pilot at four, but it was so hard because then my aunt died, and whew, boy, you do not want to hear the story behind that- "
A silvery whip thing shaped like silver whip whips like a whip at the angel whippishly.
"Schist!" Asuka screeched. "Doppelganger! Zeppole. Zeppolin! I’m German! I’m so fucking German, I am shitting lederhosen! Bratwurst!"
"Asuka, don’t!" Darkfeather shrieked. "I am your sister!"
Asuka stares with aqueous oculars, astounded. Then she sees it: the image of Darkfeatheriel shifts and shudders. It is a hologram!!!!
"You are a hologram!!!!" Asuka declares. She points. "You must be destroyed!"
"I may be a hologram," Darkfeather states quietly, "but I am still your sister. You see, your parents were holograms, too."
Asuka says even quieter, “I don’t care.”
Darkfeather tells here, even more quietly, “But don’t you see? You’re part hologram.”
Everybody falls silent, mostly because they can’t hear what they’re saying.
"Lager," Asuka mouths. Tears spring to her eyes. She knows the truth now. But she must kill for the good of mankind, or something. It’s dramatic. She has to kill her only family. Do I have to explain this to you!!? She lashes her whip at Darkfeather-chan. She explodes into light.
Asuka stands on the roof, staring at the moon. “Kindergarten,” she chokes out.
"Oh, Asuka," Kaworu laughs, "You’re so German!"
They laugh and laugh and laugh. The laughter peters out into an awkward silence.
Asuka whispers through the tears, “Hamburger.”
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