Lucifer's Playground

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me

i know im op but mood

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

Literally me when I thought my friend and I had made up and I woke up and realized that was in fact NOT the case

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

is this bird dubstep

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

laugh, Kookaburra, laugh

he sounds like 8 machine guns in one

god i fucking love kookaburras

I reaaaally fuck with people who appreciate silence

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

Date a boy who absentmindedly grabs your hand or reaches to touch you while he’s doing something else

this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…