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You wanna ship canonically aspec characters because “aro/ace people can still date/have sex”? Okay, then. LET’S DO IT.  I wanna see an aromantic character with an alloromantic love interest. I wanna see that confession of undying love and the moment when the aro character says they will never feel the same way—not romantically.

I wanna see the asexual character with their allosexual partner. I wanna see that moment when the ace characters tries sex with their partner for the first time because they want to make them happy only to realize that they are 100% sex repulsed.

I wanna see the two demiromantics who don’t even know if what they feel is romantic attraction, but they adore each other and just want to make healthy snacks together and destroy each other at Mario Kart.

I wanna see the two aces who love sensual affection and are figuring out what they define as sexual or not.

I wanna see the romance + sex neutral aroace who happily and consensually does whatever makes their partner happy…but their partner still struggles with feeling undesired. 

this is a pretty slapdash post for now, I'm going to look into proper shop ideas or ko-fi or smth but for now I'm going to try selling directly on the honor system through here

Cable Ties

$3 or 2 for $5

Keychains

Fishy $6

Fruit, Kirby, Jigglypuff $10

Bag Charms

Flowers $12

Popsicle Lip Balm Holder $10

Ice Cream Lip Balm Holder $12

Plushies

Cactus $16

Matchihuahua Latte $15

Raccoon $14

Cat & Bunny Flower $10

Potions $12 (keychain by request)

Bags

Orange $8

Blobfish & Cupcake $12

Shipping $6 for keychains &smaller, $9 for anything else

Want it in another color?????? See something on Pinterest you want made??? I'll take commissions too for similar prices !!!!

I don't know what the FUCK I'm going to do. I worked there for 13 years. I had 48 hours of vacation time I was going to use in the next few months and now that's all just gone. I still need to take Mama to the vet I was LITERALLY going to do it Tuesday. but now I definitely. cannot afford that at all, I can't afford anything at alll and I feel so fucking lost and angry and scared and heartbroken

um

I'm going to take pictures of all the crochet things I have made rn and try to list them to sell? ko-fi has a disclaimer that every part of the design has to be your own but maybe since I'm such a small seller and most of them are so generic, it's okay as long as I give pattern credit?? or I can just list them on here with prices or even pay what you fucking want I don't care I'm really scared and desperate and I just need to make enough to survive until I can find a new job somehow

also uh

https://ko-fi.com/jupitertrash

http://paypal.me/MRheuble

venmo @jupitertrash

I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’

I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.

Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!

And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!

me: great! heres some trauma

oc: oh… uh

me: and here’s all your flaws

oc: huh

me: oh and lets thrust you into a miserable existence!

oc: ok thanks

me: …maybe sprinkle some death in there-