I am Dr. Stanford F. PinesâInvestigator of the AbnormalâExplorer of the Unknown!
Mabel and Dipper thought itâd be a fantastic idea to get me set up on the web!âGiving you, the Curious Asker, power to ask me anything you wish to know the answer toâAnd, from what theyâve told meâYou all have many inquiries about my work!
Iâm a bit lagging in the past few decades of technology, haha! Please, be a tad patient!
You may Ask Away!
soo. questions can go from being answered in order to out of order, so forthâ
my inbox is usually super fullâso iâm going to get into the routine of closing the inbox every now and then to catch back up!
(once this is posted, my inbox will have been wiped entirelyâi had over 500 queries!âit made my tumblr crash haha)
tags!
+ i tend to overcomplicate stuff so. thatâs why thereâs so many tags haha. (you should totally follow the blogs mentioned..theyâre amazing and so fun to interact with!!)
đŤ mod tag/ooc
the mind boggles questions answered!
corkboard art/img hall of fame!
đ other favorite posts + popular
đś music recommendations + centric posts
âĽď¸ every flirting attempt made to ford
sweater twins mabel and ford! the best duo ever actually. linked to the best @mabel-angelo !
đâď¸ pines twins! the âadventuresâ (interactions and mentions) of stanford and stanley pines. @grunkle-stanley-pines
đ§đť + calypso the siren thereâs a whole storyline with them! @stanfordssiren
billfordivorce watch bill and ford argue like a divorced couple. name bestowed by the incredibly talented and entertaining @bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog
sirenfordivorce self-explanatory. (also given by the awesome blog above)
â ď¸đ§đť + billypso calypso makes a deal with bill.
đ the shroom saga ford eats an interdimensional mushroom out of pure curiosity. for science.
đŹđ halloween, đđ. christmas
i will tag mentions/implications of suggestive content, bugs, abuse, suicide, etcâbasicallyâanything that i feel like could be generally upsetting to people.
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Hello! Greetings! Iâve been away for some time, havenât I? Itâs beenâŚ.hrmâŚallow me to explain.
I am afraid that like many others, my Gravity Falls fixation did gradually dwindle, and my constant attempts at trying to keep myself invested eventually led to a bad burnout as well as a mental health tumble.
But after a long hiatus, I do believe that I am ready to return and get these gears turning again.
However,
This wonât be immediate, so do not expect me to start again tomorrow, but do expect some activity within the next month or so.
The ask box will open again soonâŁď¸ Thank you all truly for the continued support despite my sudden absence. I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say I donât know where I would be if it werenât for this very blog.
Hey, man. Youâre a scientist. You do your research. You like studying the weird shit. And youâve been up close and personal with the last surviving Euclydian. Did you ever get to explore- I mean examine his body?
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(Ford calls, dragging a cooler alongside him and onto one of the many docks at Lake Gravity FallsâThis one in particular just happens to be more secluded than the rest of them.
He huffs as he tugs the cooler to the edge, having to take a minute before he sits down. He sits crisscrossed.
He waits. Cracks his knuckles out of habit.
His eyes fix on the water below him.)
@grunklefordpines
[Calypso pokes her head out of the water, her eyes wide and sparkling at the sight of Ford]
(He pulls a small notebook and pen out of his coat pocket.)
This cooler is full of every kind of meat I could get my hands on. Iâll record the ones that you like.
(Ford opens the lid, pulling out mystery meat #1!)
âI know, nothing will probably ever compare to the taste of flesh, but weâll figure something outâYouâve done it beforeâBut you wonât be on your own, this time.
(He scoots closer to the edge. Pulling the cling wrap off the meat and holding it out to her, he tries to look reassuring.)
[Calypso pushes away the meat, though keeps her hand placed on Fordâs hand as she stares into his eyes. Itâs a mix of sadness and understanding]
Neither of us should feel bad for being tricked. For being lied to. Bill used and manipulated us in many ways. I know I donât know a lot about what happened between you and him, but you donât deserve to carry that guilt around.
[She pulls herself out of the water and onto the dock, taking a seat next to Ford with her tail dangling over the edge. She squeezes Fordâs hand slightly.]
We donât have to live with those mistakes weighing us down. We donât deserve that. You donât deserve that.
(Heâs taken aback, looking back into Calypsos eyes. He chuckles, but it sounds pained.)
I donât know any other way to live, Calypso.
(His gaze goes to their handsâThe scars on his hand.)
Iâve managed well, since Iâve returned homeâI have a support system, and people who often make an effort to ensure that Iâm okayâAnd, for the most part, I am.
âBut Iâm still always reminded of my mistakesâIâm the embodiment.
[She drags her fingers along the scars on his hands, frowning before looking up]
You knowâŚin siren culture, scars are a badge of honor. They show how you have survived even the hardest of battles. To me, they are beautiful.
[She lifts Fordâs hand and places a kiss on the back of his palm, before smiling at Ford]
I do not think anyone one could have prevented Bill, Stanford. No matter what, he would have always found someone to manipulate and use. But I do not think anyone else could have stopped him. I think you need to give yourself more creditâ, to realize that you made a mistakeâ, but you fixed it.
[She places a hand on Fordâs cheek]
You should not have to carry this burden, Stanford Pines. You should allow yourself to be happy. Because Bill wants you to be miserable, to suffer in your guilt until you crawl back to him. So you should thrive. Thrive and have joy to show him that he has no power over you anymore.
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if you notice some responses being changed around and edited a tad, please donât mind it!âi fear my ford has grown quite out of character and it has been eating at me for literally months, now!
of course big chains iâm involved in (billypso) wonât have a change in response...unfortunatelyâbut answers to questions may be.
Wow, drunk ford! Never thought Iâd see that after your âkaraokeâ night. People say âdrunk words sober thoughtsâ, so what are your thoughts on Calypso, and did you and Bill ever actually date? (Am I asking this cause I wanna hear ford drunkenly gush and rant? Yes.)
(due to everything going on during the Christmas Party, I didnât get the chance to get to my inbox!
But, now that I have the opportunity, I will begin to answer questions that were directed to Ford while he was intoxicated.. âtranslatedâ text will be in the tags)
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