Levi Ackerman Brainrot

Levi: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Y/N: Anything, honestly, but short grumpy guys especially

Levi, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N: Oh! B positive.

Levi: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

50 posts!

omggg i didn’t know people were enjoying those 😭 and no, dw it wasn’t pressure it was exactly what i needed. i wasn’t updating because i thought people were actually ready it, though this gave me motivation. i’m going to post Underthecover first and then Where’s my Love

Erwin: Why?

Y/N: Look.

Y/N: Levi! Do you love us?

Levi, covering his ears: No.

Eren: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Y/N: Honey?

Levi: Yes, my love?

Y/N:

Hope you’re well :)

I’ll take my leave now byee - Kiki.

i intended on posting more oneshots and stories but the ones i have already put up haven’t done very well - regardless i will depend on requests now. i might not be able to get to all of them but i’ll try my best! i have also finished jjk s1 so you can request for people like gojo, nanami, megumi (or a crossover with aot) as well :3

Y/N: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Eren: We almost got surprise adopted!

Levi: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Levi: Oh, okay.

Y/N: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Y/N: You and me!!!

Y/N: I don’t want tea.

Levi: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Y/N: Then why are you telling me?

Levi: It is a conversation starter.

Y/N: That’s a lousy conversation starter.