flour has been my friend; time has been my enemy

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian