I'm only human

Should it be though? I mean you’re right, they weren’t the best we had to offer, so why be worried?

And then I’m the cruel, evil Purist. At least I was working in the right organization for me. It’s like the sorting hat messed up and placed you in the wrong house. 

That’s not rude. It would be rude if I pointed out that Brittany and I hardly talk, and I barely know Santana.

I also don’t talk to them that much. My sympathy towards Britt probably comes from the sweet memories I have of her and those janitors we used to make out in when we were freshman. 

Anyone that wants to help us move the rest of the stuff into the shelter is more than welcome!

I would, but if pretty people can’t carry heavy boxes, I wouldn’t be fit to carry groceries. Sorry! Good luck anyway.

I’m sorry she’s so rude, Britt. I have been trying to give her some manners, hopefully one day she’ll learn.

What’s going on?

But why would I do that when it’s so fun to mess with you?

Alright, I’m ignoring you now.

[Her phone went ignored as she jumped off the bed and rushed out of the room she’d called home for the past couple of weeks. Very lonely weeks. She tried not to run through the halls, fearing it would cause some kind of alarm to go off. Or that she’d get yelled at for the hundredth time this week. Once outside, and after what seemed like forever–this compound was so big–she reached the gates. Seeing Franky on the other side triggered such an overwhelming surge of emotion, she barely registered the guard speaking to her.]

[A wave of tears slowly climbed up her throat when Tally appeared. She felt arms around her just when her eyes started to sting, though, and it blocked out the tears a little bit.]

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

You’re here? Like, here here? No shit they won’t let you in, dumb ass. Your former people just poisoned the water supply and half of us were high as hell. Did you miss Sam and Brittany?

Oh, yeah, I know about that shit but we can talk about the losers later. I’m ready to catch you, I’ll always be.

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

Well clearly, honey, they were in my panties. I mean, just right there in the hallway with two other people with us. That’s the way we used to do it.

You are not funny.

So, there's something I should probably tell you, and I don't think you're going to like it. Then again, since you haven't bothered getting in touch with me for about a week, maybe you won't mind. I'll tell you anyway. Tyler's here. As in my ex boyfriend Tyler. The one I thought I was gonna marry but cheated on with you. I told you he's like me, right? Maybe I didn't. Anyway. He's here. I just thought you should know.

I’m not really sure. I only got to see him once, for a second. A hello and a hug. That was the extent of our conversation before I got yelled at to get back to practicing. He manipulates time, like me. He wasn’t involved with Division when we were together….that I know of….so I don’t know. I’ll let you know when I find out.

A hug? And where were his hands during this second?

Are they actually related?

I don’t know. Probably not.

I’m a horrible person

Hey, you aren't horrible, Sam, just really lame. Now, stop being stupid.

Sam is the blonde guy right? And unless Blaine is a girl with a big nose then it’s not him.

A girl with a big nose that looks like Blaine... yeah, definitely Rachel then. They’re like midget twins or something.

Well, it’s not just her. From who I interacted with, it’s also this blonde guy and short brunette.

Do you mean Sam and Blaine? The latter looks like a female hobbit but I assure you he’s guy.

Because you tried to kill me! How many times do we have to go over this.  Also because it’s fun.

A lot, apparently. Dude, you could be nice and just drop it like wow it’s been years.