*Gavin Screaming*

“@danny__avidan ’s new merman suit! Petrol iridescent Mystique spandex bodysuit, matching paillette sequin pants. The shoulder pieces are made of stiffened felt covered with the petrol spandex, stitched to shape, then covered with more paillette sequins, faux opals, and AB crystals in varying sizes. The star on the abdomen was hand beaded with red crystals and red coral pieces, onto white iridescent scale print spandex. The “fins” on the arms and legs are iridescent organza in white and two shades of blue. Really proud of this one! 🐠✂️✨”

dva and lucio having a contest to see who can get the most unflattering picture of the other

bastion introducing zenyatta to ganymede

pharah found a bird’s nest at the top of the building and everyone was so hyped when the eggs hatched

sombra being the disgruntled IT support

“have you tried switching it on and off again?”

whenever it’s someone’s birthday everyone put on a huge party and they eat way too much

roadhog makes the cake

everyone is very surprised at how it’s actually super good

mercy having to tell mccree, “no, you’re fine, stop checking your symptoms with WebMD before me.”

everyone secretly ships ana and reinhardt. ana is aware of this, reinhardt is not.

the base is a clusterfuck around december because of all the mismatched decorations for every holiday

“wait, have we missed anyone?” “did we get hanukkah?” “yep” “pancha ganapati?” “got it” “christmas?” “nah, get the tree”

mei, winston, and symmetra are the science squad

MOVIE NIGHTS

someone put on titanic once and jack got jokes about it for weeks

“i’d never let you go, jack” “get back to work, ana”

symmetra and hanzo bonding over tea and shared bitterness

reinhardt cooking for everyone and it isn’t great but he’s so happy that no one has the heart to tell him

genji arranges meditation classes and basically forces everyone to join

tracer purposefully ‘correcting’ words to their British spelling around the base

days where no one can be bothered to speak english so the base is just a mess of different languages of varying intensity

jack and lena are very scared please help them

athena, zenyatta, and bastion are just the chillest robots ever

junkrat being told he has to clean up for a UN meeting and suddenly deciding he doesn’t like this team anymore

gabriel gets mad when people mispronounce spanish words. sombra likes to remind everyone of this.

widowmaker is so done with all the spiderman jokes

mercy almost swearing, but dva stops her and says, ‘moms don’t curse.’

ana sleep darts mccree when he gets too rowdy

this is not exclusive to mccree, no one is safe

torbjorn uses outdated memes to be hip with the kids. lucio feels personally attacked by this.

Take: on me

Take: me on