Local Bastard

the old world is dying, the new world is also dying, and i myself have been complaining of chest pains

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

women should get even more childless

idk some people just feel threatened by anyone being unapologetically themselves even when they aren’t hurting anyone because it brings up the possibility that the rules are made up and the points don’t matter and that’s an uncomfortable thought

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

tumblr please stop showing me ads of bald men being cured of dementia by being covered in honey. I wish I was joking