Gromm

shoutout tofu one of my favourite followers/plant-based foods

A man apologizing for the mess in his car when he was dressed in nothing but swim trunks

My manager asking if [coworker] was alright and the only response being a slightly insane laugh

"If we get one more mobile order I'm eating the stickers."

Someone ordering a sandwich we were out of literally thirty seconds before I could turn it off in the app

Sneezing. I sneezed so much. Fuck pollen.

My coworkers somehow managing to take apart one of the sauce pumps to the point where even I (who has much experience taking them apart) was trying to figure out how the hell to put it back together

My manager saying "It's slow so I'm going to get some dishes done." My response two minutes later was a sarcastic "You just HAD to say it!"

Loud truck engine directly into the headset

I accidentally kneeled on my bad knee and nearly cursed

"[Coworker] is never allowed on vacation again. I'm chaining her to the bar."

Somehow my manager and I just kept. Bumping. Into. Each other.

"Hold on one second. I am what we in the business call 'multitasking'."