Benny

a second acerby has hit the collection!

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

Olivia is on it fellas nothing to worry about

Everyone say thank you to Olivia

Thank you Olivia

Thank you Olivia.

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

RIP Urabrask you would have loved the Ghirapur Grand Prix

We’ve already gotten most of the Taylor swift hot takes out of our system this week but I’m saying it anyway. The only enjoyable thing about any of this was watching hymen restoration project have a breakdown and be forced to rebrand

im actually someone’s oc but we don’t have to talk about that