End me, Scoobs.

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

Smoking with mama

Baby need smoko

Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

i dont speak japanese but sometimes art transcends language

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

are you going to eat me

Obviously not! You were insufficient for my needs.