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while i try to work on some long overdue drafts, would anyone like a starter? hit the lilâ heart button if you do.
bestdamnthiefâ.
âcool.â ezekiel grins, shoving his hands into his jacket pockets, messing with the coins he kept in their. âjones, by the way. ezekiel jones. youâre sophie deveraux.â he nods, confidently, keeping his voice low. âyouâre legendary, mate.â he beams. he wonders if sheâs heard of him. maybe. his ego would feel better if he knew that she had.
her head tilts ever so slightly in his direction.  âezekiel jones, you say?â  she has, in fact, heard that name before.  a couple of times. but one particular moment stands out to her.  âthere was an incident in new york a few years back. i spent two months convincing a weasel of a man that i was a direct descendant of atahualpa,  and that  la corona de los andes rightfully belonged to the people of colombia.  only for it to go  missing from the manâs collection a day after iâd finally gotten him to let me into his private vault to glance upon it.â
sheâd been annoyed at the time, and some of it leaked into her tone now. Â however, sophie found it just as hilarious when sheâd had the honor of being present to see the ownerâs absolute meltdown (read: temper tantrum) at having lost his precious jeweled crown. Â âthe security of that place was impossible to crack, but there it was; Â missing, Â without a trace. Â it wasnât until after the piece was sold that my contacts mentioned your name was tied to it. Â care to confirm?â
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wantedinicelandâ.
He forces a smile at her. which isnât even fair because he is happy to help her, happy to make her happy, itâs just thatâŚwell, she begins, and itâsâŚ.notâŚâŚâŚgood. He catches on pretty quick that sheâs supposed to be a virtuous woman, pious and motherly, but the way Sophie inflects her words and moves her body keeps making the character weirdly sexy. When she stops to ask what he thinks, he goes with âYou basically have all the words exactly!â because how the heck is he supposed to tell her the other thing.
   In Sophieâs defense, and there definitely is a defense, she canât help the way she moves. Sheâs playing the Temptress over he damned Mother Teresa nine times out of ten with the people ( read: men ) conning. Itâs hard to ignore something thatâs hardwired to your acting skills. Still, sheâs good ââ good enough that the hopeful smile on her face falls the second that she sees how heâs looking at her.  â Be straight with me, please. I know Iâm not the  best, Hardison, but you canât honestly tell me Iâm the worst either. â  Despite what the critics had said in the past, there had to be plenty of other actors out there worse than she was.

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does sophie devereaux know how much i love her ?
step one: make a jiya marri blog.
step two: rp a cute dork.
step three: actually give her newfound oracle like powers some fucking purpose.
step four: ????
step five: profit.
START TELLING THE TRUTH ALL DAY ,   STOP BEING SOPHIE DEVEREAUX                               penned by esme !
sophie devereaux and nate ford invented love the moment they first interacted on the show, and these are the facts.
đ -- finally gonna get around to working on drafts after work tonight !! also, am debating making a lucy preston rp blog due to spite and should be sniped for even thinking it.

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Frenemies/Rivals sentence startersÂ
âJust because Iâm helping you, doesnât mean I like you. Got it?â
âYOU ARE MY RIVALâ
âHeh, today weâll see who the toughest one isâ
âThe only one that gets to harass you is MEâ
âI know weâre supposed to be fighting right now but that is a great outfitâ
âSo, youâve bested me once again. Same time tomorrow?â
âI heard you found another rival, do you realize how much this hurts me?â
âStop holding back, NERD.â Â
âThat was funny, Iâll give you that but now itâs time to dieâ
âHey stop interrupting my monologuing I was just getting to the good part and you know thisâ
âMaybe if I wasnât so insanely evil we couldâve been friendsâ
âYouâre not such a bad person after all.â
âSTOP. Snacks are not for hostages, hostageâ
âHow does it feel knowing Iâm way cooler than you?â
âI could kill you in an instant but youâre a lot more fun than I realized. Iâll keep you aroundâ
âYouâre just jealous that Iâm way more attractive than you are. Look at my beautiful face and shiny hair.â Â
âYou saved me but why?â
âSorry didnât feel like letting you die today, maybe tomorrowâ
âA-Are we friends now? This is weird. Iâm so used to trying to destroy you. Do we hug?â
âI wish youâd use a door. Why must you always break through my windows. Itâs not very heroic of youâ
âOh, itâs just you. I thought it was someone importantâ
âI know we had a touching moment and it was nice but if you ever bring it up again I will destroy youâ
âI draw the line at huggingâ
when was the last time someone touched you with affection?
     â  Oh,  come on,  Nate.  Donât be ridiculous.  People are  always  touching me with affection. Getting people to trust  &&  care for me is practically my whole thing.   â    Truth be told,  Sophie didnât know the real answer to that question.  She understands the question,  oh boy does she ever,  but Sophie doesnât remember the last time she allowed someone to get close to her  ââ  the real her,  the her that wasnât Sophie or Annie or any of the aliases sheâd used in her past. Â
     Even being with past boyfriends felt too much like an act, any affection a sham.  They were never with the real her,  whoever that was,  &&  that made it feel as unauthentic as the forgeries sheâd left behind in her wake, two lifetimes ago.
     A laugh slips through her lips,  her head shaking as she thinks about it.   It seems kind of pathetic,  voicing it aloud,  but sheâll call herself out before Nate has the chance to do it for her.  Anything is better than Nate voicing it for her.   â  Admittedly,  itâs been a while.  â
pushing daisies, 1x01 | tv quote starters feel free to change pronouns as preferred. warnings for mentions of death, violence.
every day i pick a pie, i concentrate all my love on that pie because if i love it, someone else is gonna love it.Â
why begin with a negative? like saying, âi donât disagree.â just say you agree.
can you lock the door behind you?
sheâs been upset since last yearâs christmas party.
heâs a very needy dog.
when was the last time someone touched you with affection?
a lot going on with that dead girl.
havenât thought of her since i was 10
donât remember anything when i was 10.
i had the strangest dream. i was being strangled with a plastic sack.
you were my first kiss.
if you donât wanna kiss me, itâs okay.
your eye is twitching.Â
iâve lost my train of thought.
i always wondered if youâd come back.Â
iâm gonna sleep here, you take the bed.Â
iâd kiss you if it wouldnât kill me.
i donât think justice was on the menu, not as an entrĂŠe.
iâll be mad at you if you lie to me.
doesnât she look like that dead girl?
she looks exactly like that dead girl.
how about we solve my murder and collect the reward? wouldnât that be poetic?
sheâs supposed to be dead.Â
youâre supposed to be dead.
are you in love? because itâs that level of stupid.
he was a very, very bad man. he stole stuff off dead people and sold it on the internet.
are you a drug mule?
you can have your pie, but you canât eat it.
i wish i could give you an emotional heimlich so you could cough up that wad of fear and anxiety, but i canât.
i lived next door twenty years ago.
cheese? i would recommend the pure goat with blue ash. it has a grassy flavor.
didnât i kill you?
i can hold my breath for a long time.
do you believe in reincarnation?Â
do you have any last words or thoughts or requests?
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        âhey, itâs not my fault you never wear the right shoes for what i do, sophie. youâre thâ only one that wears heels. you know nateâd kill me âf i let that guy touch you. i ainât lookinâ tâ get taken out by a drunk.â eliot shakes his head. heâll never understand that, he doesnât think. why she gets so attached to her shoes. sure eliotâs attached to his boots but⌠itâs not the same. âyouâre jusâ lucky i got there in time or youâda been out moreân your shoes.â he taps his nose, eyebrows lifting upwards. youâd think sheâd know by now.Â
     sophie doesnât pout,  but itâs a damn near thing.  okay, yes,  the logical part of her knows that she should be thanking eliot but  ââ  well,  shoes.   â  what am i supposed to do,  eliot ?  wear ballet flats to a con,  ballet flats ?  it wouldnât do the characters justice.  â   half of the character is always the outfit you wear,  &&  none of sophieâs would be complete without the heels.  well,  most  of them.   â  another thing,  how was i supposed to know i was going to get  attacked ?  iâm usually  never  the one getting attacked.  â
wantedinicelandâ.
He eyes the thick stack of bound paper. A couple means two. âRound where Iâm from, we call that a book,â he says, trying to edge backwards without fully being obvious that heâs running away. He needs an adult, but unfortunately, Sophie is the adult he usually calls. Desperate means the rest of the gang has already found some way to leave her high and dry, which means itâs up to him to not completely abandon her. Eliot and Parker are gonna owe him big time. âI know nothing about theatre,â he says in resignation, holding his hand out for the script, âall I can do is match your words to whatâs on the page and tell you if you get any wrong.âÂ
     She jumps where she stands in excitement,  pressing a kiss to his cheek whist shoving the copy of The Winterâs Tale into his hands.   â  Oh,  thatâs perfect, Hardison.  Thank you !   â   She flips to the place sheâs already bookmarked.    â  Alright,  so.  Iâve memorized most of it,  but Iâm stuck on Act Three, Scene Two ââ Hermioneâs trial.  Itâs a bit,  you know,  monologue-y,  but I think Iâve got the right amount of emotion I need to put into it now.  â

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mindmasteredâ.
âOkay, but Iâm blaming you if we get lost.â Nate stood and made for the stairs, spurred on by the promise of being back at her side. He liked it, being nearly joined at the hip, being a team. They were in almost perfect sync, at least if they both put in the effort. It was funny to him, the form of intimacy Sophie seemed to just volunteer. He attributed it to her training as an actress, always watching, reacting, keeping the chemistry. None of the people in her little theater troupe seemed to have much of a concept of emotional distance either.
He turned back, humor coloring his glance. âDo you want me to pick something out for you? Or would you rather join me?"Â
His face split into a grin, teasing. Of course, she could always go for a third option. As much as they were a team, she always found some way to surprise him. Sometimes it drove him up a wall. Tonight, however, he was feeling a pull in a different direction.
     â  come now,  nate.  whereâs your sense of adventure ?  getting lost is half the fun.  â   sophie doesnât waste another minute before she herself gets to her feet,  stopping just short of her companion.  every inch of her struggles with the desire to take him by the hand,  drag him upstairs,  &&  make the night go far differently than theyâre discussing.  sophieâs heart,  as full of passion as ever,  was often fond of guiding her actions.
     tonight, however, sheâll resist  ââ  if only for a few hours longer.
     sophie presses a quick kiss to nateâs cheek,  laughing before hurrying upstairs in front of him  &&  making a bee-line for the closet.    â  oh,  darling.  after some of the things youâve picked out for me to wear in the  past,  iâm going to have to give anything you recommend a strong  no.  â
hetheftedâ.
ezekielâs grin in cheeky. âdarling?â he arches a brow, and laughs. âwell, babe,â he intentionally draws the word out, âitâs three fifteen.â he offers her the time piece from his pocket, âbit of a habit i got. tend to just sorta get a bit sticky fingered.â he moves forward. âwhereâs your meeting at? iâll walk you there.â he knows of her ( who in the criminal world didnât know of sophie deveraux ), and heâs eager to find out more, but not so eager to blow his cover.
      sophie barely resists making a face at the nickname,  letting it pass only because she used one first.  she takes the watch back with a quirk of her lips,  giving a small nod of thanks.   â  no need to explain.  youâre neither the first nor last  âsticky fingeredâ  individual iâve met.  â  hell, if it werenât for parker,  sophie doesnât think sheâd have noticed the grab.  it was good,  too easy to brush off as nothing.    â  thereâs a coffee shop a few blocks from here.  i suppose,  i wouldnât say  no  to the company.   â   maybe by the time they get there, sheâll have a name for the stranger. preferably, a  real  one.