what's d e s p a i r ?

       « ✖ »  …I’ve tried.

If it won't listen, you should just cut it off.

…I’ll keep that in mind. Though, I…uh…is there any reason you wouldn’t look at me twice? I mean, I’m no looker, but I’d think there’s no reason to not look at people.

It's a metaphor, dumbass.

…should I feel honored, in that case?

Honored? Just from that? You should feel honored that I'm even looking at you twice.

       « ✖ »  No. Points for half originality, people usually just go with “hair boner”, but it’s not even that much of a thing.

Still, your hair is pretty out there. Control it.

I’m being serious; that’s the first time someone’s called me dull since grade school. And yes. If my looks weren’t enough of a sign, I’m German. Native German.

Actually...I've never seen a German before.

I’m, uh, Eren. Yeager. Just call me Eren.

Hmph. Must be foreign. Junko Enoshima.

Stuff. And things. Regular high school curriculum.

I never thought that I could ever meet anyone so dull... Who are you?

But, uh, off that grim topic, yes, you could say they’re interesting. I enjoy learning anything I can.

What do you learn?

    ❈—; Um… Miss, w-would you mind tell me what you mean? Um… There is only one of me… Or so I think…

Or so you think?

I just don’t kill people. Sorry to disappoint you, but it’s illegal, and to me, immoral. And you’re exactly right on that. Murder is pointless. People who can restrain their emotions have no reason to commit it. As for hobbies, I, uh…er…I just study like any other student. That’s all.

Are your studies at least interesting?

Uh. I guess one could call me a hunter, sure. I hunt…various types of animals? For food and such. Oh, and before you elaborate, since this happened the last time I made mention of my hobbies, no, I am not a hit man, and I will not “hunt” humans.

Well, someone sure is quick to disappoint. I suppose that's practical, despite how boring this is. Then again, there isn't too much of a point in actual killing, is there? Any other hobbies?

Really, Junko-chan? You’ve got a bit of competition, then! Unless for some reason, you wanna split the world 50/50!! If not, well, I’m not settling for second place!

You should probably watch your mouth a bit more carefully... After all, I'm much smarter than I may seem... I don't really like to share either...