Cain

happy halloween i saw a beautiful gay couple macking on each other and it took everything in me, mind body and soul, not to say a little lemme git in there!

no babe i don’t just love you for the unattainably high moral standard you hold yourself to

hell is real, it’s an older male co-worker telling you to “ask nicely”

college is a machine built to give you depression

remembered the kid who complimented me and my friend on our outfits who definetly thought we were a lesbian couple!! you made my day!!

most cathartic car ride known to man

WAAAAR IIIIISSS OOOOOVEEEER

sometimes when my cat bites me i’ll just wiggle my fingers around in her mouth. like i love you queen and i know you’re just communicating and i’ll listen to you but i gotta be a lil silly first

the afore mentioned perks of being a wallflower: wanting to kill yourself

maybe love can be understood by YOU. not me though i’m built different

brennan lee “making asexual characters talk about sex with their dads” mulligan

naming your kid katurian katurian katurian has got to be an extra variable in your evil science experiment that clearly was not accounted for

i miss wanting to die a little bit because it made death so much less scary

i dont know how dark burrows end is supposed to be (i’m on the first episode) but i do know last time siobhan played a character with a pc sister it did not end well

hard third wheeling for my best friend and her ex

C1E64 UTTERLY INSANE CHARACTER INSTINCTS FROM TALIESIN JAFFE AND STICKING THE FUCK WITH IT!