GreenOfRain

The funniest part of contemporary american christianity is definitely the "my disney-focused travel agency is actually a ministry" part. You are not serving god you are serving the mouse

PEMDAS sorry for my cringe fucking aunt

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Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

wheres the white linen suit lawyer asking for acid post PLEASE

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

in a just world there would be no words that rhyme with queue

i dont deserve to wear this mask gotham doesnt need me anymore i cant do anything right and futanari joker is going to turn the whole city into an amusement park that doesnt sound so bad

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

ooo…. lady gagita

its german for thewhitegirls

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you