wonder girl

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps

the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation

it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family

either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason

there’s an ed sheeran song in it

the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity

the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are

china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading

i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it

the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

Unknown, Wild Strawberries  -   Karin Kneffel, 2007.

German,b.1957-