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art imitates life, life imitates art

gluttony vs lust

My eyes immediately went to that 👀

This is why tumblr isn’t dead

the fact this is a pornhub comment

who enchanted this tweet

reblog to cast

This whole post is a big big big mood

i trust her to transport large shipments

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

I legit just spent thirty minutes searching for this post to show to my sister. omg nooo

If ya girl sends u saucy pics and u don’t respond in all caps and heart eyes then ur ass don’t deserve saucy pics

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil