all that glitters is gold

Is all well in the world of Ashley Greene?

Everything's fantabulous, Jojo! How goes it in Jonas World?

Uh, it would probably taste like the gross Bertie Bott’s Every Flavored Beans.

Some of those are tasty, though. 

Puppies are smile worthy, but sadly there is a no pets allowed rule.

You're going to laugh, and when that happens, expect a boisterous AH-HA from me.

You had yours way before I owned a pair!

I call bull on that one.

Alright then. Hey, hey, don’t judge me, that’s not cool. I’m pretty sure I’m younger than everyone around here. No, I’m not, I forgot about the 1D boys.

I don't even know how old people are these days. I've always thought a friend to be older until their birthday came up. Don't make yourself older than you are! Next thing you know, 30's creeping up, and you're wondering what happened to being 21 and invincible.

You live in sassy pants!

I simply asked your stylist where you got your pants. I didn't know she was sending me to the sassy store.

I certainly hope not due to the fact that then I would want to eat a lot of it and that has to be horrible for your body.

What flavor do you think it would be?

Why not?