this is my teen angst phase

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

@vixellaa i just want to see how long it would take you to see i tagged you here

37 mins according to my phones notifications

dang i just redownloaded tumblr and saw this

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

@vixellaa if it snowed outside i wouldn’t drive to school like deadass i would refuse and find another ride,, assuming school wouldn’t be cancelled from 2 inches of snow

i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf

this seems like eddie izzard’s fault

@greendaytrash I really want to tag Ben instead

@vixellaa he’s probably already reblogged it on his latin blog

Your mother was a Centaur, your father; a Minotaur. You are a horse, but with human intelligence. The recent crime spree? Definitely not you, no one ever suspects the horse.

welcome to the english language