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Izaya: hey, I am cunning, evil, good with knives, I am involved with mafia and planning on starting a war in the city. From time to time I treat myself to small evil doings like trolling suicidal teenage girls. Btw, love is a weakness. And I have no friends :(

Ed: I have a medical degree and I love watching and performing violent acts. Small evil doings for fun sake are my specialization. Also, all my girlfriends are mortal, like, you know, it is physically possible to get them killed. I also think love is a weakness. I can be extremely annoying. How about becoming friends?

Izaya: wow ❤️❤️❤️

Ed: may I pls send a riddle to one of your suicidal girls? You're cool but your quests are a bit boring

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Oswald: I am cunning, evil, good with knives and I am a king of mafia. But I have no interest in destruction for destruction's sake. I am super involved with my loved ones and I know them and myself very well. I have no problem with accepting and acting on my emotions. Tho I am weird and I have no friends :(

Shinra: wow, sounds super cool! Btw, I have a medical degree, I am also super involved with my loved ones and I know them very well. I can be weird, cunning and creepy and I enjoy watching people getting violent with each other but I am not gonna run around killing people for no reason.

Oswald: but you have an immortal girlfriend.

Shinra: but I have an immortal girlfriend.