WooHoo Boys

this is WILD

Isn’t satire?!

Is this something mentioned in the books that I just don’t remember? Or is it a new name the Darkling is using that they added to the show?

Given context, I think it’s likely the Darkling will actually be a wanted criminal in the show and that he infiltrated the government of Ravka using that name. Probably a big reveal partway through the season will be that he’s actually **gasp** the person who created the Shadow Fold!

this is so fucking funny

Me: I have one fear

— Leigh Barbugo, Shadow and Bone

The Darkling: I am lonely

- invented emo culture - occupation: drama queen - can’t seem to be able to stop saying alina’s name - no seriously he can’t - drinking game: drink everytime he says alina in one paragraph. blackout guaranteed - it’s not a pHASE MOM!!!!1!!!!!!1111!! - literally fakes his death at the smallest inconvenience, get on his level - thirsty™ - i’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour aesthetic - mirror mirror on the wall who’s the most pretentious of them all - does not handle rejection well, like will murder a small village to ease the pain - only has two emotions: what a gr8t day 4 murder & lovesick puppy - MURRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRR - did i say murder?? - sinnamon roll who’s probably killing you as we speak - alina starkov’s biggest fanboy - ‘my alina’ ☀✨💛👌😍😍😍😍😍💘 - the villain w/ a sweet tooth trope™ is strong with this one - runs on bitterness and salt. pls help him - will probably sell his soul for a piece of cake

In any reincarnation or modern au taking place in America, Trevor would be Minnesotan, and that’s just a fact!

Holland: I’d trade the Danes for a tic tac.

Kell, appearing moments later: I’m sorry, did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-