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@green-goblin-59
«I miss you firelight... So I'm going in there to stay with you.»
«The colours....|»
«....why are there so many...|»
«c o l o u r sssss?»
«...My...body... Burns...»
«i'm nothing but a speck...»
«why... does this... Feel different than last time?...stinging...»
«...d¹d w€ mak³ the ri&ht ¢hoic██—?»
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..Why did one of our spiderlings' grandfather interact with us???
Ö̷̟́̀l̷͓̖̈d̴̪͐͜ ̷͎̝͑́ĝ̴̡͖o̶̠̔̅b̸̺̤̐l̸͔͋̐i̴̢̐͒ṋ̷͚̈͘ ̵̭̚ͅm̷̻̒a̷͙͐̊n̵͙̓
*wiggling his fingers*
He wants your blood
I don't want him to have my blood??!
...Only my wife gets that privilege
He might turn ya into a goat... Does your wife turn you into a goat?
cant be a goat if I'm a bear-
..no what she does to me is classified!
Ah yes [REDACTED]
[REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]!
..Why did one of our spiderlings' grandfather interact with us???
Ö̷̟́̀l̷͓̖̈d̴̪͐͜ ̷͎̝͑́ĝ̴̡͖o̶̠̔̅b̸̺̤̐l̸͔͋̐i̴̢̐͒ṋ̷͚̈͘ ̵̭̚ͅm̷̻̒a̷͙͐̊n̵͙̓
*wiggling his fingers*
He wants your blood
I don't want him to have my blood??!
...Only my wife gets that privilege
He might turn ya into a goat... Does your wife turn you into a goat?
..Why did one of our spiderlings' grandfather interact with us???
Ö̷̟́̀l̷͓̖̈d̴̪͐͜ ̷͎̝͑́ĝ̴̡͖o̶̠̔̅b̸̺̤̐l̸͔͋̐i̴̢̐͒ṋ̷͚̈͘ ̵̭̚ͅm̷̻̒a̷͙͐̊n̵͙̓
*wiggling his fingers*
He wants your blood
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*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*He briefly stops for a singular moment and looks up for a second from the code.It was only for a moment before he went right back into it*
I see..
So in a way she's as precious to you as Jarvis is to me. A friend or colleague that's artificial intelligence that may be a pain,but you got to love their personality. An introverts dream if I do say so myself.
..You hadn't happen to give out your info when the malware showed up,did you? It only gets like this if you allow access and give away important data and such.
Er. You could say that.
*he shoves the urge to explain that T-88 is in fact an alien and continues*
No, I'm pretty private actually. I tend to avoid even using the goggles cause they stay in a cardboard box in the back of my garage. They just randomly started going off, no giving out personal info required.
Ok that just sounds like it's outdated and behind on updates,if this actually gets them.
Either that or the unscientific but also possible theory,it's haunted or it's trying to retaliate on the fact that it barely sees use.
*Tony hummed,tapping his foot while he worked. *
This shouldn't take too long. Better doing this than hallucinate seeing John lennon...don't ask.
*mer stares at him like he has five heads*
So, in a world full of super powers, aliens and multiple dimensions, the one thing you don't believe in is ghosts? That's pretty hilarious, I'm not going to lie.
I hope all they need is an update to shut them up because I need some peace.
Anyway, what's your name robodude?
Yes because it's outside my reason of thinking. Even if I have evidence of said paranormal activity residing within myself
Hopefully it should stop. It is rather obnoxious to listen to.
..Tony. just call me Tony.
*Tony continues to tap his foot as he wraps up getting the device updated,and also deleting the unnecessary code that was causing the issue*
In hindsight,I think I'm just really exhausted I'm I'm seeing things..or high. Or possibly both
I mean, if you have proof, then you have proof. For a tech bro, you're not very inquisitive about discovering things.
*he nods and rolls over the name in his head, remembering he'd heard it before when Noah was tending to his time loom... Or whatever the boy called it.*
Right. Tony. My name's Gawain but I prefer to be called Mer, so yeah 👍🏻.
Were you high when you saw John Lennon?
Nice to meet your acquaintance Mer.
..I think I was but I don't remember why I was high to begin with.
Oh. That's not concerning... At all...
*his tone was sarcastic tinged with slight concern*
Totally normal.
*Tony blinks owlishly again and unplugs the goggles and hands them to Mer*
They should be good to go now. Not making that awful sound,up and highly functional for something smashed with a hammer.
*mer nods and takes the goggles back, looking them over with a grin*
Cheers mate, I appreciate it!
Woah, you actually did fix it, I'm so glad the watch thingy took me here.
*he but them back into his bag and took out his pen and notebook, flipping to a blank page and jotting down his dimension number before ripping it out and handing the paper to tony*
If you ever need anything, like back up or an extra spidey, go there.
There's no tech out there that I can't mentally dissect upon looking at it.
..Oh wow a new dimension to explore if needed to fetch a dimensional spidey...spooky yet intriguing. Mostly spooky!
OoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOoooo spOoOokYyY oOoOokiieeeEeEe sPiDeR iS sPoOkYy
*does spirit fingers before disappearing*
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*He briefly stops for a singular moment and looks up for a second from the code.It was only for a moment before he went right back into it*
I see..
So in a way she's as precious to you as Jarvis is to me. A friend or colleague that's artificial intelligence that may be a pain,but you got to love their personality. An introverts dream if I do say so myself.
..You hadn't happen to give out your info when the malware showed up,did you? It only gets like this if you allow access and give away important data and such.
Er. You could say that.
*he shoves the urge to explain that T-88 is in fact an alien and continues*
No, I'm pretty private actually. I tend to avoid even using the goggles cause they stay in a cardboard box in the back of my garage. They just randomly started going off, no giving out personal info required.
Ok that just sounds like it's outdated and behind on updates,if this actually gets them.
Either that or the unscientific but also possible theory,it's haunted or it's trying to retaliate on the fact that it barely sees use.
*Tony hummed,tapping his foot while he worked. *
This shouldn't take too long. Better doing this than hallucinate seeing John lennon...don't ask.
*mer stares at him like he has five heads*
So, in a world full of super powers, aliens and multiple dimensions, the one thing you don't believe in is ghosts? That's pretty hilarious, I'm not going to lie.
I hope all they need is an update to shut them up because I need some peace.
Anyway, what's your name robodude?
Yes because it's outside my reason of thinking. Even if I have evidence of said paranormal activity residing within myself
Hopefully it should stop. It is rather obnoxious to listen to.
..Tony. just call me Tony.
*Tony continues to tap his foot as he wraps up getting the device updated,and also deleting the unnecessary code that was causing the issue*
In hindsight,I think I'm just really exhausted I'm I'm seeing things..or high. Or possibly both
I mean, if you have proof, then you have proof. For a tech bro, you're not very inquisitive about discovering things.
*he nods and rolls over the name in his head, remembering he'd heard it before when Noah was tending to his time loom... Or whatever the boy called it.*
Right. Tony. My name's Gawain but I prefer to be called Mer, so yeah 👍🏻.
Were you high when you saw John Lennon?
Nice to meet your acquaintance Mer.
..I think I was but I don't remember why I was high to begin with.
Oh. That's not concerning... At all...
*his tone was sarcastic tinged with slight concern*
Totally normal.
*Tony blinks owlishly again and unplugs the goggles and hands them to Mer*
They should be good to go now. Not making that awful sound,up and highly functional for something smashed with a hammer.
*mer nods and takes the goggles back, looking them over with a grin*
Cheers mate, I appreciate it!
Woah, you actually did fix it, I'm so glad the watch thingy took me here.
*he but them back into his bag and took out his pen and notebook, flipping to a blank page and jotting down his dimension number before ripping it out and handing the paper to tony*
If you ever need anything, like back up or an extra spidey, go there.
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*He briefly stops for a singular moment and looks up for a second from the code.It was only for a moment before he went right back into it*
I see..
So in a way she's as precious to you as Jarvis is to me. A friend or colleague that's artificial intelligence that may be a pain,but you got to love their personality. An introverts dream if I do say so myself.
..You hadn't happen to give out your info when the malware showed up,did you? It only gets like this if you allow access and give away important data and such.
Er. You could say that.
*he shoves the urge to explain that T-88 is in fact an alien and continues*
No, I'm pretty private actually. I tend to avoid even using the goggles cause they stay in a cardboard box in the back of my garage. They just randomly started going off, no giving out personal info required.
Ok that just sounds like it's outdated and behind on updates,if this actually gets them.
Either that or the unscientific but also possible theory,it's haunted or it's trying to retaliate on the fact that it barely sees use.
*Tony hummed,tapping his foot while he worked. *
This shouldn't take too long. Better doing this than hallucinate seeing John lennon...don't ask.
*mer stares at him like he has five heads*
So, in a world full of super powers, aliens and multiple dimensions, the one thing you don't believe in is ghosts? That's pretty hilarious, I'm not going to lie.
I hope all they need is an update to shut them up because I need some peace.
Anyway, what's your name robodude?
Yes because it's outside my reason of thinking. Even if I have evidence of said paranormal activity residing within myself
Hopefully it should stop. It is rather obnoxious to listen to.
..Tony. just call me Tony.
*Tony continues to tap his foot as he wraps up getting the device updated,and also deleting the unnecessary code that was causing the issue*
In hindsight,I think I'm just really exhausted I'm I'm seeing things..or high. Or possibly both
I mean, if you have proof, then you have proof. For a tech bro, you're not very inquisitive about discovering things.
*he nods and rolls over the name in his head, remembering he'd heard it before when Noah was tending to his time loom... Or whatever the boy called it.*
Right. Tony. My name's Gawain but I prefer to be called Mer, so yeah 👍🏻.
Were you high when you saw John Lennon?
Nice to meet your acquaintance Mer.
..I think I was but I don't remember why I was high to begin with.
Oh. That's not concerning... At all...
*his tone was sarcastic tinged with slight concern*
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*He briefly stops for a singular moment and looks up for a second from the code.It was only for a moment before he went right back into it*
I see..
So in a way she's as precious to you as Jarvis is to me. A friend or colleague that's artificial intelligence that may be a pain,but you got to love their personality. An introverts dream if I do say so myself.
..You hadn't happen to give out your info when the malware showed up,did you? It only gets like this if you allow access and give away important data and such.
Er. You could say that.
*he shoves the urge to explain that T-88 is in fact an alien and continues*
No, I'm pretty private actually. I tend to avoid even using the goggles cause they stay in a cardboard box in the back of my garage. They just randomly started going off, no giving out personal info required.
Ok that just sounds like it's outdated and behind on updates,if this actually gets them.
Either that or the unscientific but also possible theory,it's haunted or it's trying to retaliate on the fact that it barely sees use.
*Tony hummed,tapping his foot while he worked. *
This shouldn't take too long. Better doing this than hallucinate seeing John lennon...don't ask.
*mer stares at him like he has five heads*
So, in a world full of super powers, aliens and multiple dimensions, the one thing you don't believe in is ghosts? That's pretty hilarious, I'm not going to lie.
I hope all they need is an update to shut them up because I need some peace.
Anyway, what's your name robodude?
Yes because it's outside my reason of thinking. Even if I have evidence of said paranormal activity residing within myself
Hopefully it should stop. It is rather obnoxious to listen to.
..Tony. just call me Tony.
*Tony continues to tap his foot as he wraps up getting the device updated,and also deleting the unnecessary code that was causing the issue*
In hindsight,I think I'm just really exhausted I'm I'm seeing things..or high. Or possibly both
I mean, if you have proof, then you have proof. For a tech bro, you're not very inquisitive about discovering things.
*he nods and rolls over the name in his head, remembering he'd heard it before when Noah was tending to his time loom... Or whatever the boy called it.*
Right. Tony. My name's Gawain but I prefer to be called Mer, so yeah 👍🏻.
Were you high when you saw John Lennon?
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*He briefly stops for a singular moment and looks up for a second from the code.It was only for a moment before he went right back into it*
I see..
So in a way she's as precious to you as Jarvis is to me. A friend or colleague that's artificial intelligence that may be a pain,but you got to love their personality. An introverts dream if I do say so myself.
..You hadn't happen to give out your info when the malware showed up,did you? It only gets like this if you allow access and give away important data and such.
Er. You could say that.
*he shoves the urge to explain that T-88 is in fact an alien and continues*
No, I'm pretty private actually. I tend to avoid even using the goggles cause they stay in a cardboard box in the back of my garage. They just randomly started going off, no giving out personal info required.
Ok that just sounds like it's outdated and behind on updates,if this actually gets them.
Either that or the unscientific but also possible theory,it's haunted or it's trying to retaliate on the fact that it barely sees use.
*Tony hummed,tapping his foot while he worked. *
This shouldn't take too long. Better doing this than hallucinate seeing John lennon...don't ask.
*mer stares at him like he has five heads*
So, in a world full of super powers, aliens and multiple dimensions, the one thing you don't believe in is ghosts? That's pretty hilarious, I'm not going to lie.
I hope all they need is an update to shut them up because I need some peace.
Anyway, what's your name robodude?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*He briefly stops for a singular moment and looks up for a second from the code.It was only for a moment before he went right back into it*
I see..
So in a way she's as precious to you as Jarvis is to me. A friend or colleague that's artificial intelligence that may be a pain,but you got to love their personality. An introverts dream if I do say so myself.
..You hadn't happen to give out your info when the malware showed up,did you? It only gets like this if you allow access and give away important data and such.
Er. You could say that.
*he shoves the urge to explain that T-88 is in fact an alien and continues*
No, I'm pretty private actually. I tend to avoid even using the goggles cause they stay in a cardboard box in the back of my garage. They just randomly started going off, no giving out personal info required.
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
Interesting. So dimensional hopping-
Oh Mio Dio!.Why would you smash it with a hammer?!
*Tony sighs in disbelief. Taking the goggles,he reaches for his tablet that was nearby and plugs the goggles up to it. Lines of code showed up on the screen. Some of the code already seemed out of place due to the malware. He got to work and started to get rid of the sketchy code,and simultaneously getting rid of the bloated code so this wouldn't happen again*
I fear for your other tech if you decide that breaking it with a hammer solves anything..
Thanks metal dude!
*he does a thumbs up as Tony plugs the goggles into his tablet*
Uh, I usually don't go bashing my giant train bot friend with a hammer, she isn't as erm... How do I put it...
*mer nervously drums his fingers on the edge of his bag strap*
Not as cruel
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
Yes
*He deadpans his answer and looks back at him*
Both. More specifically the malware. No offense but it's like a grandma clicked on to many things!
Look mate, I have no clue what it's opened, it usually does stuff by itself and talks. I did push a bunch of buttons trying to turn it off before bashing it with a hammer unga bunga style though, cause it was screaming alert at me over and over.
*he pulls out Noah's portal watch but keeps a firm grip on it, not wanting Tony to take it*
I got here via this. It's my son's. He left it in the garage so I asked it to take me to someone who knows about robots.
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
Oooooh my god every autists worst nightmare.. you're killing me here!
...Sounds like you have serval malwares in this thing.
*Tony holds the goggles up in the light and tilts his head to the side pondering something. The initial confusion only lasted a second*
How did you manage that?
*Mer tilts his head*
The malware or getting here?
*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
Very specific.
*Tony gets up from the somehow comfortable beanbag chair that he doesn't remember hibernating on and stretches his neck.*
Show me. It can't be that bad.
Well, I hope not. They just freak me out.
*he places Noah's portal watch into his pocket and reaches into his bag and tosses tony half smashed up goggles. They beep at a high pitch every few seconds.*
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*some dudes head pops out of thin air*
Hi obviously gay, robot human thing... guy?, you look like you know a lot about technology, can you help me with something?
— @green-goblin-59
*Tony owlishly blinks at him..he's still probably high. He didn't register the first half of what was said but heard the word tech*
Depends on the thing?
*Mer squeezes his way through the closing portal and scampers to stick to the nearest object so he doesn't fall*
It's a thing alright, some kinda abomination I've yet to figure out fully.
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*Mer shoves his hand into the box where he keeps his goggles, picking them up with a furrowed brow and examining them*
WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?! GODS WHERES YOUR OFF SWITCH?
*he starts pushing every button on the sides of the goggles and on the straps, looking for a way to shut it off but nothing works, no matter how many times he smashes his thumbs into them*
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FUCK OFF YOU DUMB SHIT!
*he takes a hammer out of Noah's tool box and starts bashing the lenses in, hoping it'll break the goggles and shut the noise off*
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NOAH!
*he drops the hammer and covers his ears with his palms, glaring down at the half smashed goggles in defeat*
NOAH!
*Noah didn't answer, aggravating Mer more than he wanted it to*
Where are you?! I need help, you're better with this tech stuff than I am, c'mon
*no answer. It seemed that Noah had left the house for some unknown reason. He was a private man and Mer respected that, but it was annoying when he wasn't around to help with things like this.*
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*he slowly uncovers his ears as the voice slows down and falls quiet*
Beep!
Don't
Beep!
*sighs*
Please stop it
Beep!
I know you can hear me, stop it
Beep!
Update in progress!
MOTHERFU—
[audio signal has been disrupted]
