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what's a root note?

it's what my friends write down when i dibs the keepers in iron

#root #ok since I last posted I have 2 billion new hyperfixations #and one is this awesome board game called root #go play it #if you can play keepers without making any mistakes you're my new hero #dog jail

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the black keys are the white people version of the black pumas

#and i love them both equally #seriously go listen to them

5 gregs

open source greg

dnd greg

scifi greg

japanese culture greg

evil tyrant greg

#homestar runner #4 Gregs #teen girl squad #taskmaster #idk what else to tag #no witty comments in the tags today #sorry

look around, look around, the second drummer drowned and also the viola player sadly contracted septicemia

#i wonder if they're related #pavement #taskmaster #ive been off tumblr for a while and this post idea has lived in my brain for about 2 months #during which I forgot and re-remembered it twice #i hope it's as funny as i think it is

was one of you guys in charge of naming this

#stupid name #bulk barn #you can sing this to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles #also frosted twinkle sprinkle medley sounds like a disney movie or something

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Happy Labor Daybor!

the shed in taskmaster should be officially renamed to the "shid" in honour of rose matafeo. like the knappett 2.0

#taskmaster #taskmaster series 9 #rose matafeo #jessica knappett #I regularly watch the SHID bit because it makes me laugh so hard #her face when she imitates Greg's accent is iconic

instead of ice cream trucks what if we had ice cream airplanes

#i don't even know how to tag this #this idea came to me a few nights ago and i was dying laughing from it #it'd be so goofy to just hear a little jingle coming from way up in the sky

jacob wazowski wojcicki wozniak wysocki

#dropout #jacob wysocki #stupid jokes #im sorry idek what to say #this is so ridiculous #i know one of my jokes is pure “gold” when it makes me laugh #and this one had me howling when i thought of it

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inventing a new kind of vertigo called horizontigo

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fuck that means vertigo implies the existence of gulesigo, origo, azurigo, sabligo, argentigo, etc etc

#heraldry #puns #i am scared to imagine what the furs would be #like what would fuckin. vairigo feel like #it'd be a complex 4 dimensional feeling probably #oh no

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it's so funny when people pronounce bass (the instrument) like bass (the fish)

ah yes I have to play a solo on a north american freshwater fish

#the rock bass being both a fish and a style of playing the instrument is hilarious to me #i rant about rock-style bass playing a lot because i am sick of all the root notes #but also it gives me great joy to learn that someone could have misinterpreted those rants as complaining about how boring a fish is #bass #bass guitar #rock music #fish

taskmaster tasks are like if drag race mini challenges were better

#taskmaster #rupaul's drag race #but imagine the queens doing some of the tasks #like that raisin live task from s19 #it'd be hilarious

im over HALFWAY through series 12 of taskmaster and it still feels so wrong that VCM is there

edit: oh my god after the Ol' Goosebump Arm incident and Caring Uncle Minpict i will never watch only connect correctly again

#taskmaster #taskmaster series 12 #victoria coren mitchell #i think it's because I usually haven't heard of anyone on a taskmaster series #whereas ive been watching only connect for quite a while #but still it feels like a fish out of water situation

moonbeam ice cream boots with the fur

#moonbeam ice cream #i don't know either of these songs so someone tell me if they don't scan #my friend is obsessed with that moonbeam ice cream shit #ill be like “there's some ice outside be careful” and she's like ice? more like MOONBEAM ICE CREAM

you get a card file device of facial filler for an electronic device pokemon from the northernmost us state owned by an alliance of three drag queens from rupauls drag race season 5

a rolaskatox alaskan rotom botox rolodex

#drag race #pokemon #puns #the final boss of citation needed prizes

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putting my jorts (jean shorts) on my jegs (jean legs) to start my jay (jean day)

#jeans #the jean trend is very cursed #my body is not a canadian tuxedo #funny #memes

ed gambled on drinking that vinegar and rose matafeOH GOD SHES ACTUALLY DRINKING THE SAND

#taskmaster #taskmaster series 9 #puns #that was such a crazy task to watch #it really showed everyone's different strategies #like jo brand was just like fuck it i don't care what's water and what isn't #final tasks are always so ridiculous what can i expect

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