It's Green, Fuckers

green—:

He gave a light hum and smirked against Red’s neck. He lowered his hands, making his way under Red’s shirt slightly and broke his mouth away from the boy.

“Don’t really know if I can do half the things I want to do to you with my mouth shut but hey I can always try.” He gave Red a small kiss, and then went back to working at his neck.

“Um—oh. Arceus, you—” Red bit back a small noise that threatened to escape his lips. Damn it, Green.

He wasn’t sure what to do, really. It was just like every other time before; he simply had his arms slack at his sides, standing idly. But the only problem was that he did want to do something. Except, as mentioned before, he didn’t know what.

If it weren't for the slight noises Red made he would probably have thought he had pushed him too far. He moved from his neck to nip at his ear lightly.

green—:

“What, you aren’t charmed out of your pants yet already?” He joked. If he was going to be honest, words were failing him here so he leaned down to Red’s neck to place light, wandering kisses.

He wrapped his arms around Green, shivering slightly. “I’ll… admit that you’re better at it when you keep your mouth shut.”

He gave a light hum and smirked against Red's neck. He lowered his hands, making his way under Red's shirt slightly and broke his mouth away from the boy.

green—:

kid-in-red:

Red resisted the urge to laugh. This is silly. This is so incredibly silly and why is my face burning up anyway.

“I’m swooning, can’t you see?”

He rested his forehead against Red’s and let out a chuckle.

“Of course you are, seriously I’d be genuinely surprised if you weren’t”

Joking around was smooth right?

If anything, Red flushed a little bit more. Not only was he the most awkward of turtles, but it just became worse whenever Green was within ten feet of him.

Not. That he would. Tell Green that.

“…Are you going to charm me some more, or is that all you’ve got?”

green—:

“Amphy..” he mumbled under his breath and stumbled back slightly. Smooth? Fine he could try that.. Maybe..

He reached to wrap his arms around Red’s waist and smiled down at him confidently. “Alright, fine then, I can do smooth”

Red resisted the urge to laugh. This is silly. This is so incredibly silly and why is my face burning up anyway.

“I’m swooning, can’t you see?”

He rested his forehead against Red's and let out a chuckle.

"Of course you are, seriously I'd be genuinely surprised if you weren't"

green—:

kid-in-red:

Just let me get a silver platter and everything, be right back.

[Red rolled his eyes.]

-his grin widened- Hey we might not get this chance again for a while, better take it while it’s already laid out for us right?

Oh, yeah, sure.

[He, again, rolled his eyes and shoved his hand against Green’s face.]

…Maybe if you try to be a little smoother than that.

"Amphy.." he mumbled under his breath and stumbled back slightly. Smooth? Fine he could try that.. Maybe..

green—:

kid-in-red:

green—:

I think we have the house to ourselves now…

…Yeah. Are you hungry?

-he grinned- Only if you’re on the menu, shorty.

Just let me get a silver platter and everything, be right back.

[Red rolled his eyes.]

green—:

I think we have the house to ourselves now…

…Yeah. Are you hungry?

green—:

-Green shrugged his shoulders and turned his head so he could kiss the top of Red’s head. He decided that was a good enough of a “thank you” he would manage-

Alright well whatever you say. You’d know how she would act better then anyone else anyway.

[Red stared at Green, his eyes wide. Okay, so he still had to get used to stuff like that. His cheeks flushed, but his voice remained steady.]

…Which is why I think that taking you to my place is a better idea than leaving you out on the street to choke on your own vomit.

-Out of everything, he didn't notice how Red had reacted to the kiss. Instead he gave a slight chuckle that led into a coughing fit. Shit-

green—:

-Green gave a small smile-

I do stupid shit when I’m sober what would be the difference, shorty? But anyway wouldn’t your mom be pissed if you brought me home drunk? I have a feeling it really wouldn’t fly with her.

[Shorty.

That nickname always had Red feel that unpleasant, prickling feeling on the back of his neck. He still, nonetheless, responded in his usual monotone drawl.]

She’ll be fine. Or at least… she’ll question after I get you settled down. Plus, she’s known you for such a long time. I’m sure Mom will  be fine.

-Green shrugged his shoulders and turned his head so he could kiss the top of Red's head. He decided that was a good enough as any "thank you" that he could manage-

green—:

-He rolled his eyes again, oh wait that was a bad move. He wasn’t getting himself out of this one, he was drunk. He let his head fall on Red’s and blew out a sigh-

Alright fine you’re right, I’m drunk. But that doesn’t mean I need to be babied and dragged home.

[He didn’t really recoil at the sudden contact, seeing that it was Green. Drunk Green, but still Green. Red to face the other trainer.]

Yes, it does. You’ll do something stupid if I weren’t around… So you’ll come home with me. Mom… probably has some medicine for you, if you need it…

-Green gave a small smile-

green—:

Arceus, I’m not some little kid, Red, I’m a big kid, not that incompetent. Really what’s to be worried about?

Prove it to me otherwise and I may let you go.

[Actually, Red figured he wouldn’t, either way. Green was staggering a little too much for comfort. That, and he’d called Red ‘babe.’ Who in his right mind would call ANYONE ‘babe’?]

-He rolled his eyes again, oh wait that was a bad move. Okay so he probably wasn't getting himself out of this one, he was drunk and it was obvious. He let his head fall on Red's and blew out a sigh-