i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

The most underrated part of the umbrella academy is when Luther said murder is bad and Five told him to grow up

Don't stop flirting with her even when she's yours.

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

half angel half dumb slut

Paramore was right. Hard times

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere

my mental health is so good 🧚🏻😍💅🏽 🧚🏻 at making me want to kill myself

i am absolutely terrified of someone meaning everything to me again

Dating me is fun u get a comedian and pornstar in one