moon

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼

beats by dr. phil

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they're the sexiest instrument

Bass guitars are like "brrrr" and it fucks

anti-vaccine? no man i’m so fucking pro-vaccine i’ll do pretty much anything to inject that covid protection juice into my fucking veins

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate