How Miranda Stole Halloween
"Uh, wow. Â Okay, Mr. Grinch." Sheâs aware that the Grinch is strictly Christmas, but hey, like she gave a shit; there could absolutely be a Halloween Scrouge. "Look, you give out and eat a lot of candy, get wasted, dress up, and scare little kids. Â As far as Iâm concerned, I was born for this holiday."
"It's not like I'm stopping you from going out. In fact, I want you to go out and then show up in your I'm-sure-very-sexy-costume." Grayson shot her a small smile. "You haven't even told me yet what you're going to be. Did you decide?"


















