some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

give me the 1080p titty

60fps of titty

4k 144FPS mega-titty

I’m fucking crying

fuckin scooter