BISH! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR 2 MINUTES!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
- @greaterprinceofwar
(Lady Irene, and others above. What did I do?!?!)
Hi dear!! Two minutes? You must have been worried sick... w-why are you on here???
Ah! Meemaw performed a spell and I got this device from it! Since then, I have been using it!
Ah, Zex stole mine from a peasant. But I have one, quick, tiny question dear...
Why the HELL were you STARING at Pierce's abs and woman like bosoms?!?! And dont act like you didn't! I saw it, Zex saw it, hell Asch saw it!!!! Your cheeks where purple!
Honesty I thought that day we'd finally teach the Maidens and the Kings to the weaky one.
Why would a peasant have something like this
I have to make sure my soldiers aren't weak or in poor shape, they could fall in battle and I can't lose the strongest guard we have! We're in war!
YOUR STARTED ANOTHER WAR?!?!?! WE LEFT YOU ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES RHAL!! FIVE MINUTES!!!
@the-great-general-pierce DID YOU KNOW THIS?!
This war has been ongoing! It's because we ARE THE BEST kingdom!
Why even are we in this war? What did they do? Flirt with your general?
Their after land and they want to be the best kingdom and CHALLENGE us!
Rhal... Just give your snobby little brother the wrong jewel. Tell him that its that villages fault. His whining and tantrums will make them surrender. Or tell Leif the main guys wife is hot. That man wench will cause them to divorced, snd his fighting strategies will weaken.
Village? No! It's a kingdom! Besides, why would I do any of that?! Fighting and bloodshed are FUN!
It's a village compared to what we have darling! **or what we will have once I get rid of that hag, asshole, and whiney baby...**
I suppose you're correct, when aren't you though?
Huh? What was that last part?
Is that Pierce with his shirt off?!?!?!?!?!@the-great-general-pierce
(Runs away)
Isn't the General on E-arth-?
HUH?! BIIIISSSSHHH??!!
