Nothin' But a Horn Dog

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

mm?

I’m alive.

huh.

here’s the part of the showv vhwere i get all nervwous or some shit, like a giddy fuckin schoolgrub on their first fuckin date.  except its you agreeing to sex that vwe’re not actually going to havwe.

No+w no+w, yo+u wo+uldn’t be getting all giddy. So+meo+ne like Aranea o+r Kankri, o+n the o+ther hand…~

basically tho.

Also+ Cro+nus… I’ve go+t news to+night.

mm?

here’s the part of the showv vhwere i get all nervwous or some shit, like a giddy fuckin schoolgrub on their first fuckin date.  except its you agreeing to sex that vwe’re not actually going to havwe.

No+w no+w, yo+u wo+uldn’t be getting all giddy. So+meo+ne like Aranea o+r Kankri, o+n the o+ther hand…~

basically tho.

here’s vhwere im contractually obligated to make an inappropriate joke.

And here’s where I’m co+ntractually o+bligated to+ insinuate agreement

here's the part of the showv vhwere i get all nervwous or some shit, like a giddy fuckin schoolgrub on their first fuckin date.  except its you agreeing to sex that vwe're not actually going to havwe.

eh.

Eh? So+mething bo+thering yo+u?

just kinda in an ‘eh’ sort of mood, you dig?

Apo+lo+gies. Is there any way I can help?

here's vhwere im contractually obligated to make an inappropriate joke.

eh.

Eh? So+mething bo+thering yo+u?

just kinda in an 'eh' sort of mood, you dig?

Ho+w are yo+u this evening, sweetheart?

eh.

bleh.

sup cro

yo.

thank you for your permission, mister headmaster vwantas, sir. i shall indeed attempt to remember this thing that i learned just nowv in the future.

eh, i barely listen to anything anyone says anyvway.

thank you for your permission, mister headmaster vwantas, sir. i shall indeed attempt to remember this thing that i learned just nowv in the future.