autumn days ;

Don’t know how to break this to you, but you may want to work on your marketing skills.

“Seriously though, I think it’s a really good offer, I won’t keep them all to myself, buddy -- the dudes are all yours.” 

You know, I had this tingling sensation as I was making my way over here today, something just telling me that I was going to get blessed with something amazing, such as this special offer. But, unfortunately for the both of us, I simply don’t have time in my agenda for a tune up or anything else you may have to offer. Sorry, Slick. 

T, I don’t think you understand -- this deal may only last a short amount of time, I think you should definitely try to fit it into your schedule. It’s probably the best deal I’ve ever heard of, and in my years of being in this business I can tell when someone is just about to take a deal, and that’s you right now.