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(essek): what do you mean? i got you guys what you wanted.

(nott): we wanted ice cream.

(essek): no, you said you wanted, and i quote ‘cones’ so i got you cones. 

(mollymauk): cones come with ICE CREAM in them. 

(essek): well it’s not my fault that you didn’t specify.

(beauregard): WHY WOULD WE ASK FOR JUST CONES?

(caduceus): darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding, you cannot have a coin with one side.

Tim: Anybody have any game ideas?

Dick: Let's play the question game!

Jason: NO! Do NOT listen to him.

Duke: What's the question game?

Dick: Two people have a conversation but only in questions. The first person to say a normal sentence loses- but couldn't you have figured it out?

Damian: That does not sound difficult.

Jason: He is unnaturally good at this stupid game. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Dick: It's not that bad is it? So who's up first?

Jason: Run away, little pigs. Run away while you still can.

Steph: Could I give it a go?

Dick: I don't know? Could you?

Steph: You're pretty confident aren't you?

Dick: Any reason I shouldn't be?

Steph: Remind me: your old outfit was butt-ugly, right?

Duke: Isn't that a little...personal?

Steph: Quiet, you. Wait, no, hang on-

Jason: Ooooh, sorry, Steph!

Steph: Duke distracted me! That's cheating!

Dick: Would you like a rematch?

Tim: Wait, wait. Let me give this a try.

Dick: You want to try, Tim?

Tim: Why not?

Dick: Let me know when you're ready?

Tim: I'm ready.

Jason: Short and sweet.

Dick: Anyone else? Jason?

Jason: Hell no- I've lost enough of my life to this dumb game.

Dick: What about you, Damian? You want to give this a try?

Damian: Well, wouldn't that be the next logical step?

Dick: Who said this was a logical game?

Damian: Were you the one who told Bruce to limit my animal adoption rates?

Dick: And what if I was?

Damian: Would you not feel betrayed?

Dick: Would you not like me to act in your own interest?

Damian: Is that a real question?

Dick: Is that an incredibly weak response?

*several hours later*

Damian: But have I proved my point?

Dick: Can we agree to disagree?

Duke: Dick, how long is this going to go on for?

Jason: Hours...days. Months doesn't seem unreasonable.

Tim: Speaking from experience?

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Takes place after Nightwing #83

Dick’s eyes fluttered open as light streamed through the bedroom window.

His bedroom

Barbara had stayed the night

They’d stayed in the same bed.

He smiled to himself, taking that moment to let flashbacks overcome him.

That kiss she’d planted on him right before his big speech to the citizens of Bludhaven.

Coming home after patrol, doing the same by planting a surprise kiss on her. When she had asked what that was for he simply replied “Payback for the one you threw on me earlier “ which must’ve been the right answer because from there, the kiss heated up

He smirked remembering picking her up and putting her on the kitchen counter.....they didn’t even make it to his bedroom the first round.....or the second.

Finally making it to his bed by the third.

He turned in his sheets.

There she was

Her bare back facing him

Dick’s eyes traveled down her body, the curves of her hips molding perfectly to his bed.

Her red hair flowed behind her like the goddess he knew she was but she didn’t.

She was so beyond sexy to him.

She had been for years

And they made love for the first time in over a year last night

He had one of the most stunning women he’d ever seen in his arms last night

Without thinking he reached out, wrapping his arms around her waist and tugging her against him. Barbara let out a hum

She had been awake before he’d grabbed her, but now she felt it was appropriate to make it known

“Someone is happy this morning,” Barbra mumbled, wiggling her hips against his partial hard-on.

Dick bit his lip feeling slightly embarrassed “Must be the company.” He squeezed her tighter.

“We shared a bed all night.” She said softly

Dick kissed her bare shoulder “Mmhmm, is that okay?”

Barbara nodded “Yeah, would’ve been a little hurt if I woke up and you’d moved to the couch.”

They lay there in silence, just enjoying cuddling as the sun rose higher for a few more minutes before Dick spoke. “I should make breakfast.”

Barbara turned in his grasp “No stay.”

He grinned, kissing her forehead “Baby I hear your tummy growling and so is mine.”

Barbara kissed his lips “You sure you don’t wanna do something else?” She began kissing down his neck

Dick groaned “As tempting as that sounds. I’m starving for food. You wore me out last night dear.”

She pulled back and grinned “I can say the same hunk.” She kissed his cheek, running her hands up and down his abdomen “Just don’t want this moment to end.”

He smiled “It won’t....at least I don’t want it to.” He promised then moved his head back to look straight into her eyes “Tell yeah what. I’ll cook you a naked breakfast.....just as long as you’re only in underwear too” he waggled his eyebrows

Barbara bit her lip “Mmph haven’t had one of those from you in a long time. Dinner and a show. Better than hibachi. It’s a deal“

Dick chuckled “No bacon though, last time I remember grease splattering and burning....in odd areas.”

Barbara let out a giggle “Pancakes it is then?”

Dick came up the stairs that lead from the Nightcave up to the Grayson’s home where he lived with his wife and 2 children.

“Babs I’m home.” He grinned turning the corner toward the living room. His grin dropped . There his wife stood tapping her foot, a scowl on her face

Barbara was holding a pillow and blanket “Good you can sleep on the couch.” She chucked the sleeping items to him. Dick caught them with ease.

“Babs?” He stepped forward

She shook her head “Don’t Babs me! “

Dick sighed “You’re mad.”

“What was your first indicator.” She rolled her eyes. Beginning to walk toward their bedroom.

He tossed the blanket and pillow on the couch and walked toward her “Come on Barbara talk to me.”

Barbara shook her head “You’ll wake the kids. I’ve been up as Oracle and stressing all night cause of you.” She crossed her arms and looked him up and down “And I don’t know for certain...,” he watched as she flexed her hands, knuckles turning white, swallowing a lump in her throat “But I’m assuming you're tired too. Goodnight Mr.Grayson:” with that, she slammed the door.

Dick sighed, taking a seat on the couch, he fidgeted with the edge of the blanket for a minute then shook his head “Nope we aren’t doing this”. His decision was made, Dick stood and walked into the bedroom, locking the door behind him. He stepped into the dark master bedroom. Seeing the lump of a body on the bed that was Barbara.

“I told you I’m tired. Now get out I don’t want to see you right now.” Barbara grumbled into her pillow

“Oh, I heard you” Dick spoke, climbing onto the bed and crawling across til he was hovering over his wife “But you called me Mr.Grayson, need I remind you that you are Mrs. Grayson?”

Barbara rolled onto her back, looking up at him, a frown firmly planted on her lips “Stop trying to sway me with cuteness, it’s not going to work.”

Dick sighed “Okay” he reached over turning on the bedside lamp, then sat up. “but we aren’t going to bed angry. I won’t allow it. I don’t care how tired either of us is. We’re talking”

Barbara pushed herself up to a seated position as well so that they were sitting across from one another “Dick you turned off your channel for 5 hours. I didn’t know where you were or what you were doing for 5 hours! Put yourself in my shoes”

He sighed “I was scared”

“Scared of what? You don’t get scared of bad guys. We only get scared of losing each other which is what I was.” Barbara waved

Dick shook his head “Didn’t you think that’s what my fear tonight was?”

Barbara’s shoulders relaxed “What? Why? You were on a mission. Why would you be afraid of us? I was afraid someone killed you.”

Dick nodded “Turns out those crooked Scientists I was investigating, they had some pretty high-tech stuff themselves. What if they somehow got ahold of my earpiece or the locator in my suit? What if they were able to track it? What if they tracked down you and the kids? Babs if something happened to our family I couldn’t ever go on living”

“You turned off your comm...your only source of guidance and help in this risky mission, to protect the kids and I?” Barbara tilted her head

Dick nodded “Babs I- I know what you’re about to say ‘you should have told me’ but Baby I couldn’t have cause then you would have fought with me to keep it on anyways and I would have listened because you have that kind of hold on me.”

Barbara let out a small laugh, tears streaming down her cheeks “And you do for me” she cupped his cheek

Dick smiled pressing their foreheads together “Don't you ever go to bed angry at me and I’ll do the same, understood?”

Barbara nodded, leaning forward she pecked his lips “Goodnight Boy Wonder, I love you”