on the 7th day, god created the twins.

but let it be known that contrary to sports conspiracy theories that i don’t believe in and think are the preachings of a lunatic, my sports conspiracy theories are all correct and insightful

game loss so bad i had to sleep off my anger

happy pride to the gayest sport, my beloved baseball

i'm almost done baseball posting I swear but did you know that cristopher sanchez needed to put on weight to become a better pitcher so he hired a caterer and he loved her food but then they fell in love with each other and she literally nourished him into being the pitcher he is today and now they are married and have a child together :)

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

i wish you guys lived inside my head the fics in here go crazy

"i would never wish ill on any player" ok i will do it for all of us if you are so complicated. damn

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

pitchers being so intensely bad at fielding their position is so poetic. employed because you throw ball good but if you have to throw ball good to a different location all you can do is airmail it into the dugout